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Sick Car Crash Joke
Posted by: Richard Fysh on October 28, 2004 @ 7:32 pm
A man is driving down the motorway with his 3 kids in the back and crashes the car.
When he awakens the man is in a hospital bed and can’t see any sign of his children.
"Doctor? How are my children? Where’s my oldest son?" He asks.
"well," the doctor replies "He’s alive but he’s broken both of his legs." The man is clearly frustrated "Oh, no he was gonna be a footballer, What’s he gonna do now?" The Doctor doesn’t know what to say "You need to think positively sir" "How’s my daughter?" "Well she’s alright but both her arms are broken" "She was going to play tennis" Again the Doctor tries to calm the man "You need to think positively" "How’s my younger son?" "unfortunately his arms are broken too" The man is taken aback "he was going to play golf, I can’t believe it" The man sits quietly for a few moments before noticing a calendar on the wall "Doctor It’s April first today, you aren’t having a joke? playing some kind of April fools trick on me are you?" The Doctor waits a second or two before he replies "Yes, sorry it is...Your kids are dead!" |
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travis on November 18, 2004 @ 9:23 pm |
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dude that is F**KING weird! |
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67 gt 500 guy on December 30, 2004 @ 3:34 pm |
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thats mest up |
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uhhh on January 14, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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F**CKED UP!! |
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G Funk on March 10, 2005 @ 3:29 am |
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Come on , its awesome!!! |
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hahaha on March 21, 2005 @ 1:43 am |
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i love it |
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.............. on July 7, 2005 @ 1:23 pm |
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Thats screwed up |
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fxxk on August 4, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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thats just wrong. seriously messed up |
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egg man on August 23, 2005 @ 12:51 pm |
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thats off the fuckin hook |
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Denny on September 19, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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hahaha
yes thats quality |
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dominick on October 27, 2005 @ 2:21 am |
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that stuff is sick !!!!! its so mean!!! AWWWWWWW.......................... |
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