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A REASON WHY NOT TO BUY A FORD
Posted by: QUIZTON on November 9, 2004 @ 0:55 am
| A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!" |
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crystal on November 20, 2004 @ 1:42 am |
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sounds more creapyish to me ,but funny in the end........
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carla on December 10, 2004 @ 4:41 pm |
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dont like it |
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my name here on December 29, 2004 @ 10:21 pm |
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that should be for a chevy fords f$*%$*$(%)ckin rock |
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big mike on January 24, 2005 @ 7:50 pm |
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New title" A reason not to buy a chevy/dodge. |
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john on January 25, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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u know wut fukkers the truth hurts
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the one who knows on January 25, 2005 @ 9:31 pm |
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yep dumb joke stupid little girl, she could have made it home alot faster, see if it was the chevy joke the girl would have got in and then they both would have been walking home, or even mopar for that matter |
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VITAL on January 27, 2005 @ 3:46 am |
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JOHN? SEX ME! |
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VITAL on January 27, 2005 @ 3:59 am |
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I LOVE A GOOD BALL CUPPING! |
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moose on February 10, 2005 @ 2:03 am |
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you fuckers are sick!!!!!! and for all the people that dont like dodge, then answer this one question..... why does ford have a huge V8 that puts out less horse power and less torque than a little inline 6 that dodge has??? |
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dj butta on February 12, 2005 @ 5:12 am |
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dat woz sum krap
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mopar guy on February 17, 2005 @ 7:12 pm |
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my hemi challenger will blow any gt 500 away |
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,,,,,,,,, on April 5, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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that joke rocks because ford sucks |
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mike on September 13, 2005 @ 2:06 am |
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id rather pull up i a mustang than a camaro fuck chevy chevy can blow me and moosse ford v8 is small u got a 4.6l thats puts out 260 hp comapred to a dodge hemi 5.7l thats oputs out 300 hp so fuck off ford engine is smaller 1 liter smaller and hass 40 less horse sounds like u dotn know what ur talkin bout |
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