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RICE POEM
Posted by: Adam on November 15, 2004 @ 12:23 pm
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can’t win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.
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67 gt 500 guy on December 30, 2004 @ 3:15 pm |
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in a scale of 1 to 5 i give it a 6 |
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john on January 25, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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dude hell yea
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moose on February 10, 2005 @ 1:56 am |
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ricers blow....get a cummins |
| From: |
guy on March 10, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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that was a tight pretty funny to |
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bighead69 on March 21, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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still lovin it!!! |
| From: |
Mitch on March 21, 2005 @ 9:37 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! thats about all i have to say. damn funny and damn true. |
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SaleenS351 on April 23, 2005 @ 2:06 pm |
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omfg!!!!!!!thats sooooo hilarious!!!!!!!props man!!!!!!!rotfl!!!!!!!! |
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aceler8 on July 7, 2005 @ 1:16 pm |
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True very true |
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aceler8 on July 7, 2005 @ 1:16 pm |
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True very true |
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mybird400 on October 11, 2005 @ 4:46 pm |
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it makes me mad when people with ricers think they have somethin |
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