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What JEEP and Dodge stands for
Posted by: Aaron on February 2, 2005 @ 10:47 am
Just
Expect
Every
Problem
Damn
Overhauls
Do
Get
Expensive |
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jj on February 6, 2005 @ 9:06 am |
| Comment: |
nice |
| From: |
moose on February 10, 2005 @ 1:45 am |
| Comment: |
Found
On
Road
Dead
Fords sucks ass |
| From: |
terence on February 12, 2005 @ 10:54 pm |
| Comment: |
Cracked
Head
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leakes
Every
Time |
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mopar guy on February 17, 2005 @ 6:59 pm |
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I got 1970 dodge challenger R/T ,528 hemi. It’ll make your cars over haul very expensive... |
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mopar guy on February 17, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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Mopar muscle kills... |
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Conrad on February 18, 2005 @ 2:28 pm |
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haha dodge sucks rotten dirty whore ass |
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black pride on February 18, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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jokes funny but mopar kicks ass |
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james on February 19, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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i’d rather drive no car then a MOPAR |
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Ha on February 23, 2005 @ 7:36 am |
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So james, 567,000 miles and no problems......U must have rolled the milage up 566.000 miles for bragging rights...........gee people usually roll it back.......thats strange.......HE HE......... |
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The man on March 1, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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I don’t care for Dodge but JEEP is the shit and I don’t giva fuck what anyone has to say |
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ford man on March 1, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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did you pull that challenger outta a cereal box? |
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dodge on March 3, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
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Just Expect Every Problem |
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ford r for pussies on March 3, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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this is to Ha and ford man....i feel sorry for u if all your life u have been stuck with Fords it must be torcher...i mean u spend more time under it than u do in it...except unless u r always driving it to the shop. and don’t be jealous just because your fords can’t make it to 100000 miles |
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dodge suck on March 3, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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dodge suck jeeps are better |
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lil ford man (12) on March 5, 2005 @ 1:28 am |
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Fuck off Ford rocks cuz i believe they get more pussy than n e thing else. Including your girls and yo mammas so shut the fuck up chevy boyz and dodge dicks! |
| From: |
phord on March 5, 2005 @ 11:35 am |
| Comment: |
Drips
Oil
Drops
Grease
Everywhere |
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Andrew on March 5, 2005 @ 8:05 pm |
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fuck u dodge rocks so dose jeep i have a 1989 dodge ram with 567 000 miles on it and never had a problem with it .
How many transmissions did you put in it ? |
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Andrew on March 5, 2005 @ 8:05 pm |
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fuck u dodge rocks so dose jeep i have a 1989 dodge ram with 567 000 miles on it and never had a problem with it .
How many transmissions did you put in it ? |
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Danielle on March 6, 2005 @ 12:29 pm |
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Ford trucks are the only trucks that are worth driving. Chevy’s suck |
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Mitch on March 21, 2005 @ 9:32 pm |
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i own a jeep and the thing just doesnt give up. i would be willing to put it up against any car whoever wrote this has to throw at it. its got over 150k on a 4cyl and it doesnt stop at anything. with hardly any problems. so yes that poem is BULLSHIT so screw the author of this F him. |
| From: |
Ryne on March 27, 2005 @ 9:20 pm |
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Damn
old
dodge
got
eatin |
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Ryne on March 27, 2005 @ 9:26 pm |
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Fords Rules
First
on
race
day |
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JO THe ReDNECK WOMAN on March 28, 2005 @ 12:45 am |
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dodge is just a chick magnet trust me i know but ford is one too but ford rocks to back it up (n not rockin that way) jeep... i aint got nuttin to say hell id drive it if i had to id drive anythang cause im broke white trash n hell if it gets me where i need to go then ill drive it! some fords do suck some chevys are good some dodge cars are kool as hell yoatas are good too gmc still sucks but i still go with FORD YA DONT UNDERSTAND CAUSE ITS FOR ONLY REDNECK DRIVERS |
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tim on April 1, 2005 @ 8:05 am |
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FORD KICKS MAJOR ASS,I SHOULD NO I HAVE ONE,AND I BET HALF OF U KIDS THINK CHEVY IS SO GOOD WEN U DONT EVEN DRIVE OR HAVE ONE!! THINK ABOUT IT DUMBASS |
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HOLDEN on April 6, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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Lmao...here, if you drive a ford..the chicks stay away from you!!
HOLDEN ALL THE WAY |
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WHAT! on April 10, 2005 @ 9:42 pm |
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WHAT! |
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guy sears on April 18, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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it sukes doge |
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fordman88 on April 22, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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ha funny jokes dodge and chevy products should be sent to the junk yard strait from the factory to save us the trouble.
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mopar on April 29, 2005 @ 10:28 pm |
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mopar rules GIT - R - Done |
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Jed54 on April 30, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
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Mopar belongs to the Krauts now............. They suck........... |
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ford4x4junky on May 2, 2005 @ 2:02 pm |
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DODGE SUCKS ASS |
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VIPERSRT on May 10, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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IF DODGE SUCKS THEN WHY DO THEY MAKE THE FASTEST CAR THAT HAS A TOP SPEED OF 190 MPH "STOCK", AND THE FASTEST TRUCK THAT GOT PUT IN THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS AT A SPEED OF 155. PLUS CHRYSLER JUST PUT OUT A PROTOTYPE WHICH IS CALLED THE ME412 THAT GOES 248 MPH WHICH MAKES IT THE FASTEST PRODUCED "STOCK" CAR IN HISTORY. SO CHEVY AND FORD LOVERS, YOU CAN THINK WHAT YOU WANT, BUT FACTS ARE FACTS. |
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Lol on June 16, 2005 @ 3:40 pm |
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Oh yeah, Ford geeks get more pussy in a PINTO then Dodge guys do in a CHARGER. |
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Aaron on July 14, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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The viper is nowhere near the fastest car, look it up smartone. And they only make good cars now because they are partnered with mercedes with german engineers helping them out. Was anyone aware that chrysler nearly went under about 6 years ago and it was MERCEDES that helped them out. So whenever you are driving a dodge, your driving a german car. And the MEfour-twelve, was never officially tested and never went into production |
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Ford rocks on September 16, 2005 @ 12:21 pm |
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Come on... Chevy and Dogde fans all know ( accept u ) that Ford is the best car in the world they make super cars they kick ferrari and so......
Get a life Ford rocks the earth...
Thats also Becouse Ford F-150 is the best selling car in the USA
So chevy fuckers shut the crap |
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fordfanatic on September 19, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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169000 miles on my 1997 F-150 ford r for pussies. so go suck a tailpipe |
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chevluver on September 22, 2005 @ 3:00 am |
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If all you ppl do is sit here and make fun of trucks and stuff then i like you ppl should go out and get lives cuz this is stupid and it desn’t have a good life in it. |
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dodger on October 3, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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to ’fordfanatic’ (a few above me) you must be damb strong and old because you pushed that P O S really far. |
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dodger on October 3, 2005 @ 4:22 pm |
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dodges kick ass |
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americancarssuck on October 12, 2005 @ 1:58 am |
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What is up with you hillbillies. The resale on all of these vehicles is terrible...and most of them are made overseas anyways. It’s disgusting how you think one company is better than the other...they’re all automatics, they all handle like testicles, and they all end up with faded, crackly paint and bumpers falling off. Enjoy your japanese fords, dodges, and heeps...I meant Jeeps. One more thing. If driving an overpriced piece of crap that usually cracks an axle on loose gravel..then I guess it is a Jeep thing. Have fun....AMERICAN POWER DAMNIT! |
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CorvetteLT1power on October 12, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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Just to inform you VIPERSRT, Dodge does NOT make the worlds fastest stock car. The McLaren F1 is. And the fastest production "STOCK" car is the Chevrolet Corvette Callaway Sledgehammer with a top speed of 254.76 mph. It’s only a matter of time before dodge goes out of business because the new Charger is a disgrace to muscle cars. They faced a american legend with a body style like that. Chevy and Ford cars could kick dodge cars asses anyday. |
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ford 10-13-05 on October 14, 2005 @ 3:37 am |
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dodge/chevy sucks fuck dodge and chevy |
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ford kickes ass on October 20, 2005 @ 2:56 am |
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Dodge will never a win arace. Dodge fucking eating ford smoke. Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater |
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joe on November 1, 2005 @ 2:33 am |
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vette is to fast
viper is to faster
lighting is to shit
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