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Meaning of Ford
Posted by: Ro on February 16, 2005 @ 5:07 pm
FORD
Found
On
Road
Dead
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
F*cked
On
Race
Day
FORD Backwards
Driver
Returns
On
Foot
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| From: |
james on February 19, 2005 @ 3:04 pm |
| Comment: |
First
On
Race
Day |
| From: |
Ben Dillon on February 21, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
| Comment: |
F*cked over rebuilt dodge |
| From: |
canman on February 26, 2005 @ 9:42 pm |
| Comment: |
you stupid fuck |
| From: |
HOLDEN RULZ FORD SUX on February 28, 2005 @ 2:56 am |
| Comment: |
GOOD ON U MATE FORD REALLY DO SUCK |
| From: |
hello on March 2, 2005 @ 5:09 am |
| Comment: |
go and stick your shit jokes up your arse |
| From: |
JIEM on March 3, 2005 @ 9:41 pm |
| Comment: |
FOUND ON ROAD DEAD RESEVERVATION DUMP
FIX OR REPAIR DAILY
F(*( ON RACE DAY |
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JO THe ReDNECK WOMAN on March 28, 2005 @ 12:33 am |
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people that dont like fords are just pissed cause there chevy er gmc er dodge sucks so they have to build up confidence by makin fun of MY FUCKIN FORDS! FUCK YALL |
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HOLDEN on April 6, 2005 @ 10:13 pm |
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Holden are the best!
To tim...they are an aussie car, not brittish wanker!
Oh and you might wanna check the stats on races between ford and holden dumbass!
Oh and ford could learn some things from holden...like how to build a decent engine for one!
Only reason people drive fords here is cause they cannot afford the REAL thing. They always break down. And also, holdens have more safety specifications.
I have seen the proof....a fucked up EA ford and a Vn commodore had a stack....the ford was fucked....the holden lived!!! So go shove that up YOUR ass wanker!!
I am a proud commodore owner and my car got 5 stars for safety specifications....fords cant even get a safety award!! |
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Mopar Rules on April 10, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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Holden’s are the shit you fucking moron. Dont hate them becuase their from the UK. Learn about what your talking about before you open your mouth. |
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Holdens r mine on April 15, 2005 @ 1:35 am |
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U drive a holden u have the safest car on the road, apart from a volvo. Drive a ford u better hope u have a will ready , cause ford cannot even get saftey certifiactes. Oh and i never heard the holden were realated to the british, Oh maybe u Ford fans just need to make excuse to cover up your peices of shit. I think they need to learn how to make egines u would think that been the first car every produced in america u could come up with a good engine obviously not, thought i might remind u ford fans it is 2005. Get a real car u tossers |
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fuck you tim on April 16, 2005 @ 7:49 am |
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tim your a fucking american tosser, i dunno why dont you go blow up another country you asshole, cause ytou seem to be good at it, maybe you should get some fucking respect before you start taking the piss out of other countrys |
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Bill on April 23, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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I’m curious why it is that anyone would want to take the piss out of other countries? And why is it that everyone who likes Ford’s can’t seem to spell worth a damn! |
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Hmm........... on June 16, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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Well, I’ve got a couple for you little bowtie wearin’ people who obviously don’t know how to search a recall record:
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve’s Rotten, Oil Leaks Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse
GMC = Got More Crap |
| From: |
geoff on July 5, 2005 @ 1:00 am |
| Comment: |
FUKN HELL HAV U PROPLE GOT NUTHN BETTA TO DO WITH UR TIME THER JUST FUKN CARS. |
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MICK on August 5, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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YOU WANT TO NO SOME THING ALL THIS CRAP MY HOLDENS BETTER THAN FORD YOU NO WHAT THE RT CHARGER WAS FASTER FACTOREY THAN THE MONARO AND THE GTHO SO STOP CRAPPEN ON WHEN CRYSLER IS BETTER THAN THEM ALL AND THIS WAS ONLY A SIX CYLENDER WERES YOUR CAR AT NOW |
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ford luver on August 15, 2005 @ 2:07 am |
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there is nooooooo chevy or dodge or any other car that can beat a FORD GT TUNGSEN the specs are below
Horse Power-775
0-60-3.0 sec.
0-100-4.9 sec.
Top Speed-290 mph
ft lbs-800
if u dont believe me go 2 www.fordtungsen.com |
| From: |
holdens on August 18, 2005 @ 2:13 am |
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god made fords so the poeple in the towtrucks had some thing to do |
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Not A Roo on August 23, 2005 @ 12:49 pm |
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I,ll tell you this ,Was going through some stuff and came across a GTO article and found that The New GTO was a Holden But in North America Pontiac is going to badge it But the Aussie Specs are very impressive I guess The Aussies are going to have all the fun ,Cause it will be Detuned here ,Why They speculate that there are to many Rednecks and to much Moonshine , |
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commie fan on September 5, 2005 @ 2:46 am |
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Speed Kills, Drive a Ford and live forever.
All made by the yankies neway |
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Dodge lover on September 9, 2005 @ 2:54 pm |
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I dislike Ford cuz I had one and my Dodge caravan has less problems a lot less.
My dodge has had normal repairs like tires, batterie, brakes, shokes, spark plugs, and filters.
In my Ford I spent more money on keeping that thing running then any car I have had since. The darn thing was always in the shop.
My dodge has 250,000 miles on it and still has all origal parts, except what it listed above. |
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Built Ford Tough* on September 15, 2005 @ 2:20 am |
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I have a a ford van with almost 500 000km on it...and still running...it outlasted our dog, so screw y’all chev huggers |
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