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Posted by: Joey on February 25, 2005 @ 9:12 pm
Q.Why does no1 byes fords?
A. Because FORDS SUCK! all the pplz that bye Fords are dickheads! |
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1990 347 Stang on March 3, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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well, id bet you my pinks id smoke anything you have. how come the mustang is the longest production car? hmmm? hmmm? EXACTLY FUCKER |
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ford girl on March 3, 2005 @ 10:15 pm |
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fuck you learn how to spell you piece of shit chevy lover |
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shaun on March 4, 2005 @ 11:59 pm |
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wow i bet it took u a long time to think of that joke |
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ford suck on March 5, 2005 @ 5:35 pm |
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he brings up a very good point though ford does suck |
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stang killer on March 6, 2005 @ 2:19 am |
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fuck your stang. my honda will kill it bitch.. |
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stang killer on March 6, 2005 @ 2:23 am |
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yea you can make fun of ricers all you want. my accord runs 10s whats yours run. |
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asldnfoen on March 9, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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who fuckin cares it’s a piece of shit car and that joke doesn’t deserve a comment |
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JO THe ReDNECK WOMAN on March 28, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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no ford is the best the only reason people buy chevys is cause there a peice of shit n they cost less hey guess what chevy makes pontiac... see a connection
i love fords! |
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HONDA SLAYER on April 17, 2005 @ 7:48 pm |
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HEY STANG KILLER I BET MY F-350 SUPER DUTY WITH A BANKS SIX GUN, TWIN TURBO WITH 680 HP 1200LBS/FT WOULD ROAST YOUR LITTLE FUCKIN GIRLY CAR A REAL MAN DRIVES SOMETHING AMERICAN AT LEAST, YOU FUCKIN QUEER |
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HONDA SLAYER on April 17, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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AND I HAVE KILLED TWO HONDAS IN THE SAME DAY AND I BET THEY WERE BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT, HELL I BET MY EXPLORER SPORT WOULD WALK ALL OVER YOUR HONDA |
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holdens rule!!!2005 on April 30, 2005 @ 2:28 am |
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all fords r so crap and the mustang has been around for years becasue they can’t think of any good ideas or new idea so go eat a dick that guy |
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champ on June 16, 2005 @ 1:25 pm |
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fuck you |
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go_chevy on June 20, 2005 @ 12:17 am |
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ya....mustang, its insulting. if i were a horse i would shoot myself. those new mustangs are an insult to automobiles. they would even make a horse and buggy look good. the only reason the mustang is around still is because it was good back when it was muscle. now they are making everything into wimpy rice burners. dare i say it....even the corvette, which is my favorite car. but the corvette could still waste the mustang easy. |
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death2fords on June 20, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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FORD..........Flip Over, REad Directions. u know why all those girls get into fords....cuz all girls these days are soooo ditsy that they dont know the difference between a ford and a yamaha motorcycle. girls will get in whatever to get what they want. the other reason so many girls get into fords is cuz they look at the car and figure the guy might want some company when his car quits and he has to walk home. Found On Rural Dumps. ya thats right. the dodge charger and the chevy s-10 wasted the ford mustangs at the burnout contest in our town this weekend. just wasted it. and the camaro wasted it too. even the little 4 wheeler did a better burnout than the piece of junk stang. i almost went up and poured oil on the stangs wheels just to get him going. POS. ya, and Chevy drivers are a lot more intelligent. we also had a balancing contest to see who could balance their car the quickest......who won.....the corvette driver cuz chevy drivers are sooo much more intelligent. |
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actually on June 21, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
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The chevy driver won because Chevy is better at lying to the public, and they spend massive amounts of money lying to the public. They get the better drivers because they spend massive amounts of money on racing (since that’s the only thing Chevys are good for - driving really fast in a circle).
A Chevy S-10 cannot possibly waste a Stang. A charger? If it’s got the right aftermarket engine and tranny, it can too. And, typically speaking, if the Mustang is geared correctly it can waste a Corvette too. Either you’re lying (which is probably the case) or the driver of the Mustang was paid by Chevy to drive like shit (which may also be true).
Part 2 below.... |
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actually.... on June 21, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
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I personally saw a new GT mustang kick a Corvette’s ASS - it’s all in the numbers, retard.
Not to mention a mustang costs 25K and a Corvette piece of crap that isn’t even mostly made of metal costs 60K or more - GM lovers are so retarded - picking on a Chevy lover is just like picking on your little brother - you realize it’s wrong since you have the upper hand, but you just have to do it anyway.
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ford_guy on July 18, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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Hey dumbass if u were a horse how would u work a gun??? you know, the whole hoves thing???? Besides, a pickup would do burnouts better than any car because they have to weight in the back, you fucking retard. My mustang was the quickest car in production that year so fuck off! |
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Cummins engins rule on July 22, 2005 @ 3:35 pm |
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powerstroks suck, let me just say if you drive a ford give your head a shak beacause we all know what ford stands for right Fuckd Over Rebiult Dodge thats the way it’s always bin and thats the way it always gone be. |
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Cummins Powered on July 28, 2005 @ 1:43 pm |
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All u fuckers talkin about mustangs and hondas listen up. Go get yourself a real vehicle like a Dodge Ram 2500 that can run 12s. Now thats impressive until then listen to the people who know. The ones who drive dodges |
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FORD FAN ^!@ on August 4, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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Im not defending chevy but the corvet has been around sence the 50s.
but every year sence the MUSTANG came out the corvet has not been able to keep up.
and speed kills drive a honda and live forever.
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MICK on August 5, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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THIS IS HOW YOU CAN SETALE IT TELL ME WHAT THEY PRUDUCED ON THE QUARTER MILE STOCK AS A ROCK STANDARD OUT OF THE FACTORY AND LETS NOT BULL SHIT AND THAN ILL TELL YOU WHAT IS THE FASTEST |
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2FAST4U on August 9, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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Ford rules over any crap holden.
God created shit and Holden put wheels on it. |
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ACCORD KILLER on September 12, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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STANG KILLER I GOT A FUCKIN SUPERCHARGED STAGE 3 ROUSH REBUILT THAT RUNS 9S WANNA RACE MINE
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT SO GO BEAT OFF WITH UR PILE OF IMPORT SHIT |
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97race10 on September 16, 2005 @ 12:20 pm |
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my s10 has a 383 with forged everything isky race cam producing 500+ horse using no cheater methods such as "nos" (i hate that shit), turbos, or blowers. straight up, ol’ style muscle. with a built turbo350 w/ trans-brake, Qa1 front coilover ,fourlinked rear ,12bolt 4:10 posi to name a few mods. by the way its street legal. (in ohio anyway) im sure someone, somewhere has a faster ride than me, because there is always someone with more time and money than you. Remember kids, you can do anything to anything as long as you have the skill, time, and MONEY to do it |
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Mustang Chick on September 22, 2005 @ 3:00 am |
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Omg, Chevy’s SUCK!!!!!!! |
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Mustang Chick on September 22, 2005 @ 3:00 am |
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No taste in cars & can’t spell worth shit, along with crappy grammer.........*sigh* That’s funny. |
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5.0L 67 mustang on September 23, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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ill smoke ur honda in my 5.0 litre efi 67 mustang convertable.
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lewis FPV on September 26, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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OMG fuckin holden people get a life we live in australila why do we give a fuck about mustangs or chevys do u no why holden people make up some many jokes about ford its because u have to much time on your hand see ford people are to busy in there jobs so they can get a nice ford any one can get a holden cos its a peace of shit why did they stop makin monaros it cos they just found out that no was buyin them beat that one |
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GM=GODMADE on September 28, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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I own a GMC Sonoma/ Chevy S-10 (same truck). I have never been beaten by any ricer that could brag about it. You see, if they beat me, no one cares. WOW, they beat a bone stock truck!! However, if I win, then they run for the hills, because no ricer will admit to being beat by me. Either that, or they make excuses like, they shifted wrong, or the all too famous, " I wasn’t ready", or " He must have had something big under that hood!". Nope, just the stock 4.3L 262 ci Vortech V-6, nothing special. I’ve driven on both sides of the FORD/ GM spectrum. I owned Dodge trucks as well. However, the only brand that excelled and gave me no complaints was, GM. |
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camaro freak on October 11, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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Wow, there are some stupid ppl here. Ok, first off, i am a ford hater, but I DO have to point out that Cummins is actually ford owned. Next, stang killer, ur a fuckin dumbass, everyone else is talking about 1/4 times, not 1/8. and maybe its just me, but i didnt realize they HAD fuel injection in 1967. Anyone who thinks a mustang can take a vette deserves to be shot. Everyone knows vettes are faster than camaros, and camaros were actually designed SPECIFICALLY to compete with the mustang in the trans-am series. Now if any stupid ford-lover or piece of shit ricer thinks they can take me on, I would welcome any challenges to my street legal 100 over 454 with 700 wheel horsepower 1978 camaro. |
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Sic holden on October 14, 2005 @ 3:38 am |
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oye dipshit with the F350 i could kick your ass in a billy kart fords are $#!T |
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Super-10 on October 24, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
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listen, Fords suck...period. FOUND ON ROAD DEAD. Mustangs, Rangers, F-Series pickups....they all suck. and i gaurantee there is not ANY street legal car in the US that can take my S-10 in a drag (No offense to the camaro guys). Its got a built 572 with twin turbos. This motherfucker rockets off the line. But all that power doesnt do any good if it snaps the frame...so i custom welded 6 braces. Lets see a Ranger wheelie of the line. |
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james on October 31, 2005 @ 3:57 pm |
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learn how to spell holden
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