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Days Drive
Posted by: Eskimo on March 11, 2005 @ 2:31 pm

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A senior citizen named Barney was driving down the freeway, when his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice . She sounded urgent as she warned him, "Barney I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," replied Barney, "It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!"


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From: paul on March 16, 2005 @ 5:40 am
Comment: shit

From: Mopar guy on March 19, 2005 @ 9:21 am
Comment: That was funny, good one

From: JO THe ReDNECK WOMAN on March 28, 2005 @ 12:22 am
Comment: IF YA DONT THINK THATS FUNNY GET OUTTA HERE cause thats funny

From: Redneck Hate on April 15, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
Comment: A redneck would think its funny, it happens to them everyday!!!

From: Mustang Chick on September 13, 2005 @ 2:06 am
Comment: Hey, watch it, i’m hardcore Redneck & proud of it!

   
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