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WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
Posted by: Sail Bum on May 15, 2004 @ 1:19 pm
WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
They’ll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will
stop when it gets in.
If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
The only thing a cat expects you to "put out" is food, water,
and a clean litter box.
A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night.
When a cat goes to the toilet, he tries not to leave a trace.
You can put a bell around a cat’s neck so you know exactly where he is.
If you stroke a cat, he won’t leap on you for sex.
You don’t mind that much if a cat brings a different bird home every night.
When a cat comes in at mid-night, he doesn’t wake you up by bumping into every item of furniture.
Cats never pretend they know how to fix the VCR.
Cats don’t care what size your boobs are.
Cats still love you, even when your perm goes wrong.
Cats love rubbing up to your legs, however much cellulite you have.
Cats can be neutered if they stray.
It’s okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
A cat might actually listen to you.
You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.
You’ve got a better chance of actually training a cat.
Cats are always cute.
A cat is never late for dinner.
Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!
You’ll never get a call from your cat’s Ex.
A cat would never leave you for a younger women.
Cats treat your mom with respect.
Cats don’t worry about hair loss.
It feels nice to stroke a cat’s soft, fluffy fur.
A cat’s friend is less likely to be annoying.
Cats never show love without meaning it.
To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs $1.00
Cats actually think with their heads.
Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.
Cats comfort you when you are sick.
When a cat sleeps all day it’s natural, not annoying.
A cat matures as it grows older.
Back hair on cats is cute.
A cat is loyal.
"Meow" is never a lie.
Cats never want the shower first.
You can have sex with your cat in the room, and neither of you mind.
A cat never feels that they have to give you directions.
A cat never criticizes your driving.
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caro on June 5, 2004 @ 6:22 am |
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lolz very funny and very tru except the u can have sex with a cat bit.. like WAH?? lolz can u?? aahhaha |
| From: |
tee on August 6, 2004 @ 1:05 am |
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thats tops |
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seriousily annoyed on August 13, 2004 @ 4:10 pm |
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not funny rip off of other joke |
| From: |
Office Clerk on August 13, 2004 @ 7:26 pm |
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best joke i’ve seen so far |
| From: |
mother of 11 cats on September 2, 2004 @ 11:41 pm |
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Truer words have never been spoken
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Chad SPade on September 10, 2004 @ 2:51 pm |
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It was a good joke, but it took me like an hour to read it. I’m not a good reader so I like the shorter jokes
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| From: |
cat lover on December 15, 2004 @ 9:28 pm |
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pur-fect |
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zachary pontrella on December 25, 2004 @ 3:22 am |
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I dont get it. |
| From: |
909090 on February 15, 2005 @ 5:24 pm |
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Thats a very true in some cases! |
| From: |
Diana on February 25, 2005 @ 12:40 am |
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someone is bitter. |
| From: |
manly man 14 on February 26, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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u just dont like sex ur a lesbo |
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Amy on March 26, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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I love the list. It makes me miss my pet cat Tequila. That really is her name! |
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CATS SUCKANDLICK on April 19, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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their primitve like men too
all they do is eat, shit, and sleep
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| From: |
Someone on April 23, 2005 @ 9:25 am |
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I Quote: From: Diana on February 25, 2005 @ 12:40 am - Comment: someone is bitter.
_ Takes one to know one, don’t you think?!
I Quote: From: manly man 14 on February 26, 2005 @ 9:23 pm - Comment: u just dont like sex ur a lesbo
- I bet your genital is not a BIG deal in order to make such a prejudice comment!
Cats are great. I like the silly reasons why cats are better than men.
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fuck u! on April 26, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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fuck u cat suck dick! I got a cat! at least they bury they shit! I got a cat! I am also a man and have a golden glove in boxing I will put cut yo fucking head off and take shits in it and put it in yo dyke girlfriend’s mail box! all women do is bleed for five days,bitch and watch soap operas! |
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