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turpentine boy
Posted by: billy bob on August 3, 2004 @ 8:57 pm
| one day a young boy was sitting on a street corner with a bottle of turpentine. the boy would shake the bottle and watch the bubbles and at that time a priest walked by. the priest said, "son what are you doing?" the boy replied, "mr. preacher, this is the strongest liquid in the world, they call this turpentine." the preist then said, "oh no son, the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water. if you take a couple of drops of holy water and rub it on a pregnant woman’s stomach, she will pass a baby boy." the boy then replied, "shit that ain’t nothing, if you take a couple of drops of this turpentine and rub it on a cat’s ass he will pass a motorcycle. |
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Office Clerk on August 13, 2004 @ 7:22 pm |
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very unfunny |
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dicky on November 4, 2004 @ 6:26 pm |
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thats so FUCKIN funny! office clerk is more like ’office jerk’! |
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In Ya Face on November 16, 2004 @ 10:39 pm |
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hahahahaha. wonderful |
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Yoyohaen on November 19, 2004 @ 3:59 pm |
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Great! Loved that one! |
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mexichick on December 17, 2004 @ 8:52 am |
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That was quite funny! |
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zachary pontrella on December 25, 2004 @ 3:00 am |
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Damn! not bad! |
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nicole on January 20, 2005 @ 6:36 pm |
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well i think we should have put turpintine up bushes ass then |
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nicole on May 22, 2005 @ 12:23 am |
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I’m stupid. |
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nicole on June 3, 2005 @ 6:36 pm |
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and ugly and fat. my feet are wide. my hands sticky. my armpits always wet. i am a loser and should probably die. |
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