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How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Posted by: S on October 13, 2004 @ 8:06 am
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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| From: |
In Ya Face on November 16, 2004 @ 10:36 pm |
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i enjoyed this joke becuase i hate cats. i like to throw things at cats. not to seriously hurt them. just to show em who’s boss |
| From: |
Yoyohaen on November 19, 2004 @ 3:57 pm |
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You Americans make me laugh!! in your face ya know what go fuck a cow! You people
disgust me too. |
| From: |
mexichick on December 17, 2004 @ 8:49 am |
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You know what yoyohaen if us americans disgust you why don’t you leave this website in fact why don’t you leave this country. People like you are what make this country a living hell |
| From: |
mexichick on December 17, 2004 @ 8:50 am |
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oh yeah thtat joke was funny even thogh I am not much of a cat hater |
| From: |
dela on February 17, 2005 @ 12:40 am |
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i fuck cats! |
| From: |
WHAT! on March 9, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS ACTUALY FUNNY |
| From: |
BaBy*GuRl on March 11, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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LmFaO |
| From: |
Fluffy on March 12, 2005 @ 5:28 pm |
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Meooow, meow, pffffft. dela must be pretty small to bone a a cat.....as for myself, I have a great big johnson..... |
| From: |
WHAT! on April 14, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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Still funny!! |
| From: |
lol on April 16, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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raarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre! lol |
| From: |
Bone Thug on April 30, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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Zachs ma better watch what IT’s saying! Fucking better watch Hoodlums based on a true story about Bumpy Johnson a Harlem anster in the 40 theives and the leader Queenie |
| From: |
bigdaddy j on May 3, 2005 @ 5:45 pm |
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bonethug, fuck you. and fuck your golden glove you fucker. and by the way don’t say shit about the whites they broung your black ass over here you fucker if not you would be in the woods fucking monkeys. |
| From: |
Bone Thug on May 3, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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what u want some?! bring yo lilly white ass over! I will end u! at least I am succesful at some things. It’s aight 2 be a playa or ladies man but a pimp ass nickname like yours? fuckl u man! I bet u just started high school! oh and I’ll say what the fuck I ant unless plan 2 drag yo fat ass outta yo trailer and come 2 Seattle and get yo ass kicked! I have lost sometimesin the ring but never lose in a free for all ,no weapon fight where u can punch where u want,and no teeth protection. and don’t say black ass or I will find u and knock out the few remaining teeth u got left! |
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Bone Thug on May 3, 2005 @ 7:34 pm |
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also by the way don’t think I can’t find out yo address,If I wanted 2 waste my time on a persistant hill billy motherfucker like u I could get my 15 year old lil bro 2 hack into the system! he is a pure genius. by the way Redneck /wannabe/hippie/ buttfucker of little boys! I know u aint assuming that because blacks live in America that makes up 4 a century and a half of savery! Don’t be talking animals bitch! u would be out fucking pigs,sheep,goats and chickens if u could lose weight and be fast enough 2 run from the Cops! it was actually Germans that started fucking animals. u whities started this shit! |
| From: |
Leon A.K.A LJ on May 3, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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May 3 2005@4:34PM
I think this guy Big Daddy be a racist cuz they was talking about brothas doing cats so seems 2 me Bone Thug should be ripping on you whites. seems kinda like I think it would be funny 2 C Big Daddy pissed!
Q:How long it take 4 a white women 2 shit?
A:Nine monthes!
Q: What does a white person and Tampx got in common?
A:white, and stuck up pussies!
did u hear about the cracker who introduced his wife and cousin 2 a friend
only his wife was there!
Q: How do u get a white women pregnant?
A:Cum in her shoe and let the flies do the rest!
Q:What do u call adult 32 crackers?
A: a full set of teeth!
seriously! whites need 2 brush they teeth! |
| From: |
fuckoffupussies on May 4, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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fuck cats and fuck anybody that gets upset at this joke. Loosen up, kill a cat. |
| From: |
Bill the "NECK" on May 16, 2005 @ 8:46 pm |
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boner-thug, you’re full of shit.your cat took out a pit bull? cats and dogs don’t date, you idiot. what color what "cart" is? idiot.
dogs don’t bury "they" shit? idiot. can’t climb trees? bullshit. a cat won’t save your life but a dog will. you’re stupid and from the way you write, your also a child. a stupid one, too. |
| From: |
Pete the "Mask" on May 16, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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You tell that retard, Bill!!! |
| From: |
john the "horn" on May 21, 2005 @ 11:11 am |
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BonerThung you are stupid. Good job on him, "Mask" and "Neck". |
| From: |
Brad on May 21, 2005 @ 5:24 pm |
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Hey John. wanna come to my place? I have a party with ten dogs wanna come down? there will be drinking,fucking smoking eating and fighting! |
| From: |
John on May 21, 2005 @ 5:25 pm |
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sure but one little thing I should ask. Should I wear anything? |
| From: |
Brad on May 21, 2005 @ 5:25 pm |
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it does’nt matter! it’s just gonna be me,you and the dogs! |
| From: |
gleep hat on May 22, 2005 @ 12:22 am |
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bonerthug- "stupid I said he fought a pittbull" You still can’t spell or use punctuation. And you didn’t say he fought. You said he took one out. You are a dumb child. Give ’im hell, fellas. This boy is STUPID!!! |
| From: |
gleep hat on June 1, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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my nickname is stupid. but you are stupider. like "bone-thug" is a good one. where’s the harmony? in yo’ ass fool beotch!! |
| From: |
BONETHUG on June 2, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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WHATEVER YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! BONETHUG IS A RAP BAND!!!! |
| From: |
gleep hat on June 3, 2005 @ 6:32 pm |
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NO SHIT!!!! Boner-thug ( criminals) and HARMONY. Idiot read my post. I said where is the harmony. jackass. boy.
take yo pot smokin’ no spellin’ no educated small skull cavity little brain havin’ big lipped, goin’ to jail, monkey face, struck match head mutha-FUCKIN’ ass outta here. BOY.
around the way head motherfucker. atomic bomb head. goat smellin’ ass. bryl cream beatin’ off with, jerri curl mutha fuckin bitch. |
| From: |
............. on June 3, 2005 @ 6:33 pm |
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You have been scored on, by the dozens. |
| From: |
west nile on June 4, 2005 @ 1:18 am |
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Boner-Thug is a freakin’ moron!! |
| From: |
Bonethug on June 4, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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whatever man fuck ya’ll! this will be my last post as bonethug |
| From: |
Jimbo on June 10, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
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And to think, all this started over some no talanted,idiots cat joke. Well, at leate its good too see the three queers, Bill the "NECK, Pete the "Mask, john the "horn, along with their ass lickin’ pimp Brad got together in a all’s reach around sasage party(With their dogs!). Enjoy the dogs. BEEYOOCH! And ya know what they say, ya lay with dogs, wake up with fleas.
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Diana on June 10, 2005 @ 10:57 pm |
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HAHAHA! Thats funny Jimbo, it’s funny ’cause its true! And LET me ADD this! DOGS DROOL, CATS RULE! Smell the ASS BOIZ! |
| From: |
Linda on June 11, 2005 @ 7:35 pm |
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I don’t reall get why dogs gotta spin around 3 times before laying down. That is so fucked up! |
| From: |
bullwinkle'n'cheech on June 12, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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lmao yeh that is mad, maybe they like the feel of it on ther feet?? |
| From: |
Pete the "Mask" on June 17, 2005 @ 10:20 am |
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I killed two cats yesterday, just because of your post, Diana. Hope you’re happy. |
| From: |
Ike Moonpet on June 18, 2005 @ 12:53 am |
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I posted number 50 on here.
i killed a cat too, for Diana |
| From: |
OCMcBoo on June 19, 2005 @ 2:02 pm |
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That was hilarious! On a side note, Bone Thug plays with his penis. |
| From: |
Johnny on June 20, 2005 @ 5:18 pm |
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I killed a dog. I cut his fucking head off and stuck it in a garbage |
| From: |
Dogs suck dick on June 20, 2005 @ 5:21 pm |
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bonethug had a point. Dogs don’t bury their shit,can’t climb trees. can’t land on their feet after being dropped two stories. A cat seems to be the better deal. Cats can save lives. Wake you up when there is a fire. plus cats don’t keep you up with their barking. |
| From: |
Dogs suck dick on June 20, 2005 @ 5:22 pm |
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bonethug had a point. Dogs don’t bury their shit,can’t climb trees. can’t land on their feet after being dropped two stories. A cat seems to be the better deal. Cats can save lives. Wake you up when there is a fire. plus cats don’t keep you up with their mewing like dogs do with their barking. There is a lot of dogs in Memphis |
| From: |
DogHead on June 28, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
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dogs don’t shit in the house. cats do. dogs cover their shit outside when there is sufficient dirt to do so. Lots of dogs are able to climb trees. Though not as well as cats, but they don’t need to. Cat’s do to survive. FROM DOGS. Cats are VERY rarely responsible to save anyone. Not like dogs. Why are there seeing eye dogs, rescue dogs etc.? Cats will keep anyone up all night with their damn horny noises. Unless you shoot them. ( I DO!! ) There are a lot less cats where I’m from, now.
So fuck you, "Dogs suck dick" I killed your cat. |
| From: |
Dogs suck dick on June 29, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
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bull fucking shit! my cat is napping right by my computer right now! what color is my cat if u killed him? |
| From: |
dogs suck dick on June 30, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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I killed your k9 dog head |
| From: |
u guys r so sad on July 1, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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seriously, you need to get a life, there are lots of dogs and cats in this world, there’s nothing you can do about it, and if it were upto me, guys like you would be behind bars, fucking sickos |
| From: |
Marvin on July 12, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
| Comment: |
You sound like you could all learn a thing or two from the feline species; not least the construction of a sentence |
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