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warm kitty
Posted by: dawgy on March 12, 2005 @ 6:57 pm
Q: how do you make a cat go woof?
A: soke it in gas and throw a match on it. |
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Vietconga line on March 20, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
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I’m Vietnamese and even I am offended by this joke. What a waste of meat. |
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Alaska girl on April 8, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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that was out of line to let you know i happen to love cats they are awsome Kritters. And yes i am a redneck. so don’t ask about the "Kritters" |
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ladys love me on April 20, 2005 @ 6:58 pm |
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yo brother or girl that stunk like trout walker off holes |
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love mathew on April 20, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
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be nice its just a cat .I love cats . |
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8 mILE on April 23, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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April 23 2005 @ 3:37pm
I got a cat and he’s the best! here is a real cat joke!
This guy buys some Viagra and the bottle says TAKE ONE FOR A GOOD NIGHT OF PLEASURE! Well he does’nt want a good night,He wants a great night! so he downs the entire bottle
FIVE HOURS LATER
Thye guys son is out on the porch crying and a neighbor comes up and says "What’s wrong?
and the boy says :Mom’s pregnant sisters dead my ass hurts and Dad’s in the basement yelling here kitty kitty! |
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Me on May 3, 2005 @ 8:52 am |
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That’s sick and horrible. You’re a twisted freak. Fuck off and die. |
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8 Mile on May 3, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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which one? mine or his? |
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Hav-A-Tampa on May 15, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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cats are for girls and queers. |
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8 Mile on May 18, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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who died and made it up to you who cats belong to? nobody. Dogs can’t even bury their shit,climb a fence,land on their feet,use a litter box,or stay in the fucking yard! Cats are better,get used to it! |
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jackaroo on May 22, 2005 @ 12:14 am |
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I didn’t post that last one. Probably it was 8 mile. Moron. |
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eala sucker on May 23, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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Fuck whoever wrote that sorry ass joke
How about we soak your ass in gas and light you on fire bitch
Nah, we’ll just fucking soot your dumb ass.
Think twice before you write another cat joke
cuz bitch you’re such a pussy when you see a cat, you run home
to yo ugly ass mama. Fuck you bitch!!! Motha Fucker!!
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jackaroo on May 23, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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I’m a sensive male prostit- uuh prisoner! I wan’t to be Lyle’s beef burito! I wanna tear his ass up! |
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jackaroo on June 3, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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have your fun posting under this name, jackasses. i have plenty more. |
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8 Mile on June 3, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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I admit it was me. Us cowards are like that.
See, I told you.
- jackaroo |
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big hoo hoo on June 10, 2005 @ 1:56 am |
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Dumbass |
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