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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Posted by: Marlboro on August 2, 2004 @ 8:46 pm
Once again, from the top ... why did the chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF (Iraqi Head of Information) - The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH - We don’t care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR - I agree with George.
HANS BLIX - We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS - Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA - In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
RONALD REAGAN - What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
BILL GATES - eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Eggsplorer is an integral part of e-Chicken2003.
ALBERT EINSTEIN - Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON - What is your definition of chicken?
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MR. CHARLIE on August 9, 2004 @ 7:36 pm |
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I LIKED THIS, IT’S CLEVER. |
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croupier on August 13, 2004 @ 1:53 am |
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This is quite good. I enjoyed it. Laughed a bit too! |
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polar bear on August 13, 2004 @ 1:55 am |
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Very amusing for this time of morning. |
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tiffany on September 30, 2004 @ 12:29 am |
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it was ok........
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robbiebox on October 30, 2004 @ 3:39 pm |
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CLEVER |
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dicky on November 3, 2004 @ 8:40 pm |
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEAR - The chickenith crosses le road, only to beith runith over by carith. |
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TayTay on November 18, 2004 @ 5:20 pm |
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AWSOME REALLY AWSOME quite funny |
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