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Chicken in the box
Posted by: Emma on December 18, 2004 @ 6:52 pm
Y was the chicken in the box????
Because The Jack was on hoildays
n yeh i no it’s stupid lolz but it’s kinda funny lolz |
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Aprilmay on January 3, 2005 @ 5:32 am |
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sick as man |
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Chlairy on January 6, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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i absoloutely pissed myself laughing |
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Chlairy on January 6, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
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Emmaaaaaaaaaaa give me my watch back!!!!!!!! You thief |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 6:10 am |
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wat watch???????????????? do i no u??? lolz |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 6:12 am |
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thank u 4 supporting my joke
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 6:31 am |
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THE BRICK OF ALL WATCHES. And it was my brothers. And of course you bloody know me, how else would you get my watch. Are you sleeping with my uncle? |
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Mr Moon on January 7, 2005 @ 6:50 am |
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Hello Emma, your joke tickled me. I think its a great joke, and i also think you should give this Chloe girl her watch back |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 7:08 am |
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I’m sorry u were’t serpose 2 no bout the me sleeping with your uncle thing, but now thats out in the open i’m so glad. Yeah well u have my spider man dvd. Mr Moon u said u were on my side didn’t that little kinkey bush walk mean anything 2 you??
We saw peopel having sex n the animals were all horney it they were humping !!!
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 7:13 am |
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god dam our conversation is funnier then the joke |
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 7:15 am |
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spider man was for my brother, and he didnt even go and pick it up the stooge, maybe if ud give him his watch back then he could (borrow and then) return your dvd. emma did u think of that? I like stretching.... stretchings nice |
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sb4igk@hotmail.com on January 7, 2005 @ 7:22 am |
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hey gorgeous well if u werent so pretty I would slap u for the sake of human kind pls dont make up anymore jokes ie y did the koala fall out of the tree.......................... it had no arms thanks for listening
shan
australian jokes and humour authority |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 7:22 am |
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I should also tell u that your brother n i are in a relation ship. n he has my cd!!!! n if spider man saw wat u were saying u would be eaten by the green goblin. Wats with stretching???? licking is way kewler, ey chlair. 12 TIMES lolz |
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 7:27 am |
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Hey Shan....
whyd the koala fall out of the tree........someone through a fridge at him
How you like that mother f*cka |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 7:29 am |
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oh shannon u suck lolz. thats jokes laim but kewl like any joke that is made up by putting the washing on the line is kewl!!!!!! ok got another one just 4 you shannon Why was the dinosaur in the box??? cause teh chicken was on hoildays with the jack lolz |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 7:37 am |
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CHaliry stop biting the bed frame. U ate my cd |
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 7:43 am |
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I want to go cuttlery and dining set shoppping though...... |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 7:46 am |
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Didn’t u like the vacuum cleaner??? |
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 7:53 am |
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Yes, but at the moment sylvester stallone is my main memento... Hes buying me a ferry |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 7:57 am |
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Chalir there is coming i should tell u apart from your pregant, matt n i swaped your tables 4 viagra |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 8:01 am |
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coming is somthing |
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 8:11 am |
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Im pregnant? But i cant be. Im a fish. Bubble bubble. LOOK A CATSLE! DONT TOUCH MY SHOVEL!!!!!! Wats viagra? I |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 8:13 am |
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You no y u have been so horney latly???? N it is MY SHOVEL U CAN KEEP THE CASTLE BUT THE SHOVEL IS MINE. are you going to live with your fish is the neighbours pond? |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 8:16 am |
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n yeah u no that part with the 12 TIMES, yeah u peed on my home test kit thingy n it turned blue!!!!! |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 8:17 am |
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I’m sorry u were’t serpose 2 no bout the me sleeping with your uncle thing, but now thats out in the open i’m so glad. Yeah well u have my spider man dvd. Mr Moon u said u were on my side didn’t that little kinkey bush walk mean anything 2 you??
We saw peopel having sex n the animals were all horney it they were humping !!!
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 8:20 am |
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ITS NOT THE NEIGHBOURS POND!!!! ITS OURS!!! WE BUILT IT!!!! ITS ON OUR LAND NOT THERES!!! Oooo viagra-that stuff. |
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 8:21 am |
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ITS NOT THE NEIGHBOURS POND!!!! ITS OURS!!! WE BUILT IT!!!! ITS ON OUR LAND NOT THERES!!! Oooo viagra-that stuff. |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 8:24 am |
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yeah u have a nice pond, but the fish arn;t in your pond they are in the neighbours pond, yeah that stuff. are u sure u wanna be a fish u carn;t keep them alive u carn;t keep them alive 4 like an hour!!! come on u will be burred next to Mr Moon, Billy-jean, Orrence, Zane n Zame with my pet lambs n cats n dogs that the pigs dig up, n your a bigger then a dog n thats a big hole to dig n i’m not digging it like i have to have a 3sum with your uncle n brother i will be 2 tired |
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 8:26 am |
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Im just publicly announcing my barbeque thats being held this sunday, with special guests sting, michael jackson and stevie wonder. Feel free to come. Its at Emmas house |
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 8:27 am |
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Im just publicly announcing my barbeque thats being held this sunday, with special guests sting, michael jackson and stevie wonder. Feel free to come. Its at Emmas house |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 8:29 am |
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your lucky that no1 goes into this (but my joke is crap so they wont lolz) other wise i will be having a lot of people at MY private party |
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Emma on January 7, 2005 @ 8:33 am |
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if it is you barbeque then y is it at my house, THINK BOUT THAT |
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Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 9:23 am |
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Just cos its MY party doesnt mean its at my house. I mean what about all the ppl that have their party at mcdonalds huh? Is mcdonalds theire house emma??? THINK ABOUT THAT |
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Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 3:12 am |
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well mabey like own part of it HUH!!!! N u didn’t even go so how was IT your PARTY HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH. n yous shouldn’t be mean 2 people just cause they live at mcdonalds |
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Chlairy on January 8, 2005 @ 3:22 am |
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Emma for your convenience, i removed the party from your premises, and it is now being held here, at my house. Sting asked where you were and i told him the whole story about you putting the joke on the internet, and hes disgusted at you for that and for sayen that my fish pond is my neighbours. MUNCHIES |
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Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 3:26 am |
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i neva said that i just said or more like asked if u lived in your neighbours fish pond with your otha fish as u don;t have any fish in your pritty pond lolz. N the bbq is being help 2morrow not 2day n i will be in town tomorrow with louis 4 that!!! HAHAHA n i’m going to pee in your pond |
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Chlairy on January 8, 2005 @ 3:32 am |
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Be ript your pissing in my pond. I dont swim in your toilet so dont piss in my pond. |
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Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 3:34 am |
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u swim if your pond??? its like 30cms high lolz. n i neva said u couldn;t swim in my toilet. I will swim in my pool |
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Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 3:35 am |
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Chlairy u can swim in my toilet |
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Mat on January 8, 2005 @ 3:38 am |
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Y did the internet nerd complain about a joke because he has no friends an no life an is a virgin probably |
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Chlairy on January 8, 2005 @ 3:40 am |
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Ok-i used to swim in my pond. I was like 6. And it was only after dad had just cleaned it and it was like pool water, without the chlorine, and the fish wernt back in it yet. I DONT WANT TO SWIM IN YOUR TOILET |
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Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 3:42 am |
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so is that y the fish are in the neighbours pond???? :P lolz |
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Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 3:45 am |
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Mat your not a complete computer nerd, n your so not a v (come on you weren;t that drunk......honey lolz) |
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Chlairy on January 8, 2005 @ 3:50 am |
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No its cos theres chlorine in the pond now and the fish would die. And i dont wanna lose my little fishies |
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Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 6:45 pm |
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y is there chlorine in the pond????? Good one Gurl u n matt have got me addicted 2 hed pe!! |
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Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 7:35 pm |
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N chloe honey all your fish die u carn’t keep them alive....STEARLER |
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me on January 8, 2005 @ 7:48 pm |
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hi its me kool joke |
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emma on January 8, 2005 @ 7:52 pm |
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Kaylee u hated that joke lolz |
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Dad on January 9, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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Would you girls find something to do, go outside and play anything.
Love, Yo Daddy |
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Chlairy on January 10, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
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I can keep my fish alive emma. We put chlorene in the water so that it stays clean and clear colour, and the fish will die if they get chlorene on them. |
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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Chloe it’s a pond not a pool!!!! if the fish don’t like chlorene u put it in there it’s there home!!!! thats like gassing u n making you live at a certain persons house that no1 likes not saying any names. same with with your fish |
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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Chloe it’s a pond not a pool!!!! if the fish don’t like chlorene u put it in there it’s there home!!!! thats like gassing u n making you live at a certain persons house that no1 likes not saying any names. same with with your fish |
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 1:17 am |
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Chloe it’s a pond not a pool!!!! if the fish don’t like chlorene u put it in there it’s there home!!!! thats like gassing u n making you live at a certain persons house that no1 likes not saying any names. same with with your fish |
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Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 1:28 am |
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Are you refering to sally ann???? Well my fish wanted to live in the utha pond cos its smaller and hey can all huddle n smuddle and cuddle. Like puffer fish |
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 1:32 am |
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y how did u no???? i through they were there cause it had no chlorene in it?????? |
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 1:40 am |
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Lee are u dad?????? n no i wouldn;t like 2 find anything else 2 do, i quite like sorting through old, smoched, rotten vegis n fruits lolz |
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Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 1:50 am |
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Hey bartender hit me with another, I just about had to kill this brother, shit I’m looking for trouble tonight, no momma don’t trust me tonight |
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 1:56 am |
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hey,,,,,,,hey bartender hit me with a dubble, n introuduce me to that girl with the bubble. I’m looking 4 trouble tonight, no monna don;t truse me tonight. |
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Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 2:04 am |
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You be the center baby, i’d be the quarterback, hike hit the tailback, watch it on playback, jah smash that hitting that redbone, up in the endzone biting on the collarbone
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| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 2:10 am |
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ainted nuffon working, aint nothing right, there is a hole in me that i carn;t fill, not matter how hard i try |
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Chlairy] on January 11, 2005 @ 2:16 am |
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iiiiiiiiii just want your company....iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii want u to comfort me, just come with me |
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 4:56 am |
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you be beaty baby, i’ll be the beast , who give a fuck, take it 2 the bedroom, take it 2 the street, take it like a man mother fucker, your bitch chose me mother fucker !!!!! |
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Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 6:16 am |
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Take me there take me with you , I can’t be alone tonight, I can’t be alone tonight, I can’t trust myself tonight, I can’t trust myself tonight |
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 6:20 am |
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no you carn;t truse me tonight |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 6:21 am |
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lets goooooooooo shoppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing for ornaments |
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 6:22 am |
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i dunno y they just dont go n get the hole song in order!! |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 6:24 am |
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Im intimedated |
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 6:27 am |
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Stop right there thankyou every much, i need somebady with the human touch, hey u always on the run, you goda slow baby n have some fun. |
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Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 6:32 am |
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Candy on the beach, there’s nothing better, but I like candy when it’s wrapped in a sweater, some day soon I’ll make you mine, then I’ll have candy all the time. IIIIIIIIIIIII want candy. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII want candy.
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 6:39 am |
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how come your always such a fussy young man, u don;t want no captain crusy or rasian bran,well don;tu no there are other kids starvingin japan so eat it , just eat it, dont; wann argue dont wanna bate, i dont; wanna hear bout the kinda foods you hate, u wont get no dessert untill u clean up your plate, so eat it, |
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Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 6:43 am |
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Billie Jean is not my lover, she’s just a girl who claims that I am the one, butt the kid is not my son, she says I am the one, but the kid is not my son |
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 6:50 am |
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i started a joke, which started the hole word crying, but i didnt see, that the joke was on me, ohh nooo. i started that started the hole word crying but i didn;t see that the joke me ohh noo, i started a joke which started the hole word crying, but i didn;t see that the joke was on me ohh noo, i started a joke, whick started the hole word crying but i didn;t see that the joke was on me, ohh no, i started a joke, which stared the hole word crying, btu i didn;t see that joke was on me ohh no, i started a joke, which started the hole world crying but i didn;t see that the joke was on me, ohh no, i started a joke that started the hole word crying but i didn;t see that the joke was one me, ohh no. i started a joke that stared the hole word. (this is ths hole song) |
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 6:51 am |
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i started a joke, which started the hole word crying, but i didnt see, that the joke was on me, ohh nooo. i started that started the hole word crying but i didn;t see that the joke me ohh noo, i started a joke which started the hole word crying, but i didn;t see that the joke was on me ohh noo, i started a joke, whick started the hole word crying but i didn;t see that the joke was on me, ohh no, i started a joke, which stared the hole word crying, btu i didn;t see that joke was on me ohh no, i started a joke, which started the hole world crying but i didn;t see that the joke was on me, ohh no, i started a joke that started the hole word crying but i didn;t see that the joke was one me, ohh no. i started a joke that stared the hole word. (this is ths hole song) |
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Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 6:53 am |
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Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on. Once..... more...... you open the door......and you’re here in my heart ...and....my heart will ..... go on .... and ... on |
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Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 7:04 am |
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hey little sister wat have u done, hey little sister who ’s the only one, hey little sister whos the super man, her little sister whos the one u want, het little sister SHOT GUN, it’s a nice day 2 start again, it’s a nice day 4 a white wedding, it’s a nice day 2 start again |
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fanny.b on January 13, 2005 @ 9:41 pm |
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hehe your joke is so silly....bless it., its cool....i got a joke for you :
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I’m drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
hehehe i know its stupid but i think its funny............ |
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*Sophi* on January 14, 2005 @ 5:55 am |
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HeHe Em ur Joke is Funni, I actually get it lol..... I am sorri I don’t Like u In a kinky way hun but you’ll get ova it, Cya xo |
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Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 6:01 am |
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See soph ya not that blonde, well its ok that u don;t like me in a kinkey way cause i’m sleeping with your parents, so it’s all kewl. :D |
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*Sophi* on January 14, 2005 @ 6:18 am |
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: D I ain’t blonde at all x-cuse me - well not when my hair is dyed nyway so leave me alone :0( - u sleeping wid my parents? OMG u slut :oP |
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Chlairy on January 14, 2005 @ 6:21 am |
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roses are red, violets are blue, my jet skis red, and so’s the other side |
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Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 6:25 am |
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Chloe’s gonna bye me purple ski’s n a purple bisket as well, n were gonna steal my brothers BLUE speedboat!!!!!! n my parents car, cause u can tell how hot it is out side, it’s so kewl but it dont have a tap player but it’s got a cd player but dats even kewl cause tap players arn;t in!! lolz |
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Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 6:27 am |
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Chloe’s gonna bye me purple ski’s n a purple bisket as well, n were gonna steal my brothers BLUE speedboat!!!!!! n my parents car, cause u can tell how hot it is out side, it’s so kewl but it dont have a tap player but it’s got a cd player but dats even kewl cause tap players arn;t in!! lolz |
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Chlairy on January 14, 2005 @ 6:36 am |
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snowmen |
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Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 6:57 am |
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Jelly Fish |
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Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 7:17 am |
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lets go shoe shopping |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 14, 2005 @ 7:30 am |
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i hate diet soft drinks |
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Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 7:39 am |
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i found the scanner |
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Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 7:43 am |
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i found the scanner |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 14, 2005 @ 7:44 am |
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Thankyou for not smoking |
| From: |
Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 7:46 am |
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Well after all it’s a non smoking zone, on this airline, Chubchub |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 14, 2005 @ 8:07 am |
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You can’t say it without laughing...genitilia |
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Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 8:17 am |
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lolz, i have a moster under my bed that your brother left when he was ova!!!!!!! umm brushing his teeth |
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Trevie on January 18, 2005 @ 2:07 am |
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hey emmy no bad i’ll send ya some great jokes :P |
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Trevie on January 20, 2005 @ 2:03 am |
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are u saying my joke wasn’t great , nah dats it i’m not eating Watermelon with u eva again..... only pees |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 28, 2005 @ 7:00 am |
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dont touch my shovel |
| From: |
chlairy on January 28, 2005 @ 7:06 am |
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I am the master of camo!!!!! i have a sushi calender |
| From: |
Emma on January 29, 2005 @ 4:56 am |
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Damn u SUN DAMN U!!!!!! U SINNER!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
chlairy on January 29, 2005 @ 6:50 am |
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God dam metropolitan pills |
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chlairy on January 29, 2005 @ 6:52 am |
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And my cake just shattered into millions of pieces. Its all the spoons fault, god dam you teaspoon. I WILL KILL YOU |
| From: |
Emma on February 3, 2005 @ 2:00 am |
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Chloe your so silly, so stole my watch n it dont even work n now your wearing it cause its just SO GOD DAMN PRITTY |
| From: |
Emme on February 3, 2005 @ 2:44 am |
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my cuut ralphys tail hair all off n now it looks silly |
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Emma on February 3, 2005 @ 2:45 am |
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Ralfhys special |
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Chlairy on February 3, 2005 @ 5:12 am |
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I dont care if it dont tell the time, its pretty. Nyway its working now and theres planes flying over my house and theres lines on the screen...weeeeeeeeeeeee zig zig zig zig |
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Chlairy on February 3, 2005 @ 5:15 am |
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im doing my SRP on howard, my fish. |
| From: |
Emma on February 4, 2005 @ 1:34 am |
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ohh salt in the fish pond |
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Chlairy on February 4, 2005 @ 5:02 am |
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NO! HE IS IN MY FISH TANK!!! heres our website: www.freewebs.com/emka_n_chlair.
I added a photo album, and theres a photo in it. hence the photo albm. i that question? MAHAHAHA i am buying another goldfish to accomodate Howard. And he is going to be called Howard Downing Junior the 5167th. Its all for my science assignment |
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LG on February 5, 2005 @ 3:38 am |
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What a fantastically good joke. That tops all the jokes I’ve ever heard.
From the biggest of your bro’s. |
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Emma on February 5, 2005 @ 6:18 am |
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ive lost my shoe!!!!!! i like left it in mendooran like october , think if i go back it will still be there?? |
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Emma on February 5, 2005 @ 6:30 am |
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Chloe u put a pick of us on their!!! shame , even thought it is a nice picture i just might add but still!!! |
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Chlairy on February 5, 2005 @ 7:48 am |
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ca ching ching. i feel like pokies |
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Emma on February 6, 2005 @ 5:16 am |
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lets play motocross |
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Emma on February 6, 2005 @ 5:17 am |
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jarrod im sorry, chloe did it to |
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Emma on February 6, 2005 @ 5:17 am |
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jarrod im sorry, chloe did it to |
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Chlair on February 7, 2005 @ 12:58 am |
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Wait. What? |
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Emma on February 7, 2005 @ 6:35 am |
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Sushi!!!!!!! |
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Emma on February 8, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
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hey your fish pond sooo does not have chlorine in it, so how are you???? even though your are sitting next to me at tafe!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOO |
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Chlairy on February 14, 2005 @ 2:11 am |
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my fishpond DID have chlorene. its just it kinda, disintegrated. My life now effisecially evolves around my fish, Howard. (the one in the tank). God i love him |
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Emma on February 15, 2005 @ 2:33 am |
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my dads so silly, he bags out cosmo n now hes reading it |
| From: |
Chlairy on February 16, 2005 @ 6:01 am |
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silly emmas dad. hope hes not reading the sealed section. dont really want to go there... I swear if i hear one more grinspoon song ever, im going to bash the shit out of.... someone. whoevers near me at the time |
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Emma on February 18, 2005 @ 2:05 am |
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Oh well he reads the sealed section, he was like this is bullshit when i was telling him n den reads it with a smile lolz. bec is so funny lolz |
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Chlairy on February 22, 2005 @ 2:46 am |
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Eeeew. thats so grotty. My brother reads cosmo. lol. YAY i won 20 bucks for dancing like a slut. YAAAAAAAAAAY!!! |
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Emma on February 22, 2005 @ 10:10 pm |
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wat??? u won $20 dollars 4 being ya self!!! god chloe ya slut. hot Chippies. go go go billy-bob-jean |
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Chlair on February 23, 2005 @ 2:54 am |
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Yeah i know! How mad! I beat jasmin! calamari rings....mmmm. Howaaaaaaaard!!! |
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Chlairy on February 28, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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And what kind of a name is ZURI anyway. Sounds like something theyd name a panda at a zoo in japan. |
| From: |
lee hahaha man on March 7, 2005 @ 11:20 am |
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i like japan
just thought i would add myself to the convo |
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Emma on March 8, 2005 @ 1:26 am |
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like orrence and borrence and lorrence thats gonna be my kids names.
lee!!! bout time, take us lappen so we can become kinkey car sluts.
i had sex in a church |
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emma on March 8, 2005 @ 1:31 am |
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You are the biggest idiot in the world you should go and die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Emma on March 11, 2005 @ 3:38 am |
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oh emma go fuck yaself mr idoit |
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Chlairy on March 11, 2005 @ 6:05 am |
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Omg you had sex in a church? Wow thats my ulitmate goal, ive fucked a preist once, n he was a virgin. Yer lee take us 2 newcastle so me n Emma can be car sluts until we make enuf money to buy wrx’s (ok emma, fine, yes u can have your 70’s model ford) and we can buy our own food. FISH FOR EVERYONE!!! |
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Chlairy on March 12, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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Excuse me but thats my friends joke your dissing. How about you go and get run over by a truck miss cherry luv. |
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Emma on March 15, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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well i was hoping to scare you off so i will have to come up with something scarier nect time.
oh chloe you remembered that i want an xb ford from the 70’s oh and a crylisa from the 70’s to lolz and a holden lolz. |
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Chlairy on March 15, 2005 @ 11:57 pm |
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I want a rodeo |
| From: |
hey on March 18, 2005 @ 12:58 am |
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any one
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Chlairy on March 23, 2005 @ 12:55 am |
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your all hookers |
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Emma on March 24, 2005 @ 1:40 am |
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chloe deery you the hooka. you no you could he a chooka. ohh or one of dem mokeys that havethe red face den you could be a hooka yep chloe your a hooker. you little money you. hey to you hey right back at ya |
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sam on March 25, 2005 @ 11:43 am |
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u sad people dont u hav lifes |
| From: |
nig nog on March 25, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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i have a thumb
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| From: |
dom on March 26, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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hi there sailor |
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Emma on March 29, 2005 @ 4:54 am |
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Jerry springer is my life. twinkle twinkle little fish wishing near the moon. along came that stalk n bang when the cook. n we all had tsalk soup for tea. |
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Chlair on April 8, 2005 @ 10:22 pm |
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Im a captain |
| From: |
tenille on April 9, 2005 @ 2:53 am |
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hi captain - you remember bout our MUSKRAT LOVE????? well, they are still swimming around the pond. KNOCK OFF THE PISSING IN THE POND DAMMIT!!!!!! |
| From: |
emma on April 10, 2005 @ 7:01 am |
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whats green and run arounds the garden?
a hedge |
| From: |
barry the bulldog on April 10, 2005 @ 7:05 am |
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how d i stop my legs from turning in
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| From: |
Emma on April 11, 2005 @ 6:37 am |
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by walking like a preg lady. see chlairy the hole peeing in the pond is not sexy lolz |
| From: |
Chlairy on April 14, 2005 @ 1:53 am |
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Wat a slut. Ill go piss n her pond. Wat rite does she have to tell me to knock it off |
| From: |
barry the bulldog on April 14, 2005 @ 2:36 am |
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how do i stop turning over on my back and spreading my legs |
| From: |
Emma on April 15, 2005 @ 10:02 pm |
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HOW dare she???? only your alowed to pee in your pond just make sure your finished by 5, the sprinkles come on lolz |
| From: |
- => TwIsTeD <= - on April 21, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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2 Emma & Chlairy...
I knew something was wrong with my local crack dealer... you two I swear to gawd better stop buying him out, I need my shit to!!!!
LOLZ kidding, but you 2 are some sort of Krazy! |
| From: |
Chlairy on May 3, 2005 @ 3:46 am |
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Shut up and fuck off |
| From: |
Emma on May 3, 2005 @ 4:12 am |
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salad, salad, salad in a bowl wearing lippylike old people |
| From: |
Chlairy on May 3, 2005 @ 4:25 am |
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i love to discuss constant pillow fight |
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Emma on May 3, 2005 @ 4:29 am |
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ohhh has everyone had there serves if grapes today |
| From: |
chlair on May 22, 2005 @ 6:59 am |
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yummy yummy yummy i got love in my tummy, n it feels like squishy goo |
| From: |
gary on June 1, 2005 @ 1:49 am |
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stupid bitch - i told you to use a wubber. |
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