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Bad Education™
Posted by: w00t-er on May 5, 2005 @ 7:52 pm
Really long..... But really funny...... check dis shit out!
Its christmas at a normal family’s home....
4 year old sister, mom, dad, 16 year old sister and 14 year old brother.
Moms in the kitchen stuffing the turkey. All of a sudden turkey falls off counter and mom goes "FUCK!"
Then little girl says "Mommy what does ’fuck’ mean?"
Franticly mom says "ummm its just what i’m doing to the turkey =)"
"ok" says the little girl. then the little girl goes upstairs and sees dad shaving in the washroom. all of a sudden he cuts himself and goes "SHIT!"
Little girl says "daddy what does ’shit’ mean?"
He answers quicky "ummmm, its just the white stuff on my face..."
"ok" says the little girl.
then she goes to her older sister’s room and sees her on her cell phone
she says "........What?....... REALLY!?......THOSE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!!!!!!!" Then the little girl says "Melissa, what does ’bitches and bastards mean’?"
quickly her older sister answers "They’re both just other words for people"
"ok" says the little girl. then she goes to her bro’s room and sees him looking at a porno magazine..... she hears him say "Wow..... look at those tits and balls!" *drools*
then the little girl says "Tony, what does ’tits and balls’ mean?"
quickly the older brother answers "ummmm..... they’re just another word for scarfs and sweaters" he says just randomly thinking of them.
"ok" says the little girl. when all of a sudden the doorbell rings. The little girl opens the door and sees some friends of mom and dad.
she says to them "hello bitches and bastards! please hang your tits and balls on the rack. My Daddys in the washroom wiping the shit off his face and my Mommys in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
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THAT JOKE ROCKED!!!! on May 6, 2005 @ 9:34 pm |
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THAT JOKE ROCKED!!!! |
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Melissa on May 6, 2005 @ 9:35 pm |
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Omg that was so kewl probably one of the best jokes i’ve ever read on this site u rock w00t-er! =D |
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DAWG on May 16, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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That joke is off da hook!!!!!!!!!! I could’nt stop laughing for a while! Keep it up, thats very good! |
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w00t-er! on May 22, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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i know i suck, what of it? |
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w00t-er on May 25, 2005 @ 10:11 pm |
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(That wasnt the real w00t-er) |
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dan @ on June 15, 2005 @ 6:03 pm |
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That was the best joke i have ever heard on this web site!!!!!!!!! lets just have cex now!!!!! |
| From: |
laaaa on August 23, 2005 @ 12:53 pm |
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dat da sit |
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yo on August 24, 2005 @ 12:16 am |
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i agree with laaaa |
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laaaa on August 24, 2005 @ 12:16 am |
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i meant shit |
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mitchell on October 24, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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fucking old
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