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Santa likes girls
Posted by: Kari on August 4, 2004 @ 6:52 pm

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One day a little boy was sitting on santas lap.
Santa puts his finger on the boy nose and says,"I bet you’re name is (spells out) J I M M Y." Jimmys eyes lit up in excitement.
Santa puts his finger on Jimmys nose and says,"I bet you want a B I K E." Again Jimmy was surprised,then gets a wierd look on his face and says,"Santa, I bet you like G I R L S."Santa says "Yes,how do you know?"Jimmy says,"Cuz you’re finger smells like P U S S Y."


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From: Jay&Jay on August 22, 2004 @ 12:43 am
Comment: I heard that before but still funny as fuck!!!

From: shit on October 1, 2004 @ 11:38 am
Comment: shit

From: santa claus on October 5, 2004 @ 3:47 pm
Comment: hey don’t make fun of my 7th sense you Fucks

From: MONO on October 9, 2004 @ 6:18 pm
Comment: Dam that’s F****** funny!!

From: Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 7:22 pm
Comment: MONO is wrong yet again.

From: DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 10:00 pm
Comment: MONO FARTS LIKE ME

From: lakiesha on October 12, 2004 @ 3:57 pm
Comment: i think this joke is very funny.

From: matthew evans on December 6, 2004 @ 1:46 pm
Comment: i loved it kick ass!!!!!!!

From: Ashley on December 11, 2004 @ 12:25 pm
Comment: That joke was fucken great!!...lol

From: Another sexy redhead on December 12, 2004 @ 5:39 pm
Comment: That was an awsome laugh! Thanks.

From: sugar on December 24, 2004 @ 10:41 pm
Comment: That was a kick ass joke (lol)

From: c on March 17, 2005 @ 11:34 am
Comment: c

   
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