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Nasty Santa
Posted by: Ricker on December 8, 2004 @ 12:06 pm
T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse,
My mom’s in the whore house,
My dad’s smoking grass,
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass,
All of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I jumped up from my ass to see what was the matter,
Coming down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew the fucker had fell,
Tumbling down with a big rubber dick,
I knew it must be Saint Nick,
He filled our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer,
The sucker went up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The fucker blew our chimney apart,
Screaming and cursing out of sight,
“Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!”
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turkey jizz on December 9, 2004 @ 2:25 pm |
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hell you got it easy, santa screwed my mom
hahaha;)
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joke man on December 11, 2004 @ 3:16 pm |
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hahahahahaha funnie :) |
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merry on December 11, 2004 @ 9:30 pm |
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great joke in bits laughin |
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The Girl Next Door.. on December 23, 2004 @ 12:05 pm |
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I liked it... You’re very creative.. |
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yosef on December 23, 2004 @ 12:37 pm |
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fuck off |
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clayton186 on February 20, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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Thats one of the oldest jokes in the book you even wrote the damn thing wrong you suck |
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skate punk on April 2, 2005 @ 8:48 am |
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u all suck my dick |
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