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ho ho gotta go!
Posted by: gamebrat on December 13, 2004 @ 8:24 pm

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Santa is putting presents by the tree when he hears a womans voice say " santa will you please come sit with me"? Santa turns and sees a beautiful woman sitting on her couch in a very sexy gown. Santa says "ho ho ho gotta go, kids are waiting on their toys you know". so, santa goes about his work and is putting candy and toys in stockings when he hears the voice again say, "santa , please come sit with me". Santa looks over and now the woman is laying in just her underwear on the couch.... Again he says, "ho ho ho, gotta go, kids are waiting on their toys you know". Then santa goes over and nibbles on a cookie and drinks a sip of his milk when he hears the womans voice one more time......."PLEASE SANTA, COME SIT WITH ME......im so lonely"! Santa takes another peek and this time the woman is totally naked and such a beautiful site......he looks down , looks at her again and says, " hey hey hey, gotta stay.....can’t go up the chimney with my dick this way!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL......


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From: MEMEGIRL1983 on December 16, 2004 @ 12:24 am
Comment: THIS IS THE MOST FINNIEST IVE HEARD IN YEARS........MERRY CHRITMAS TO U TOO GAMEBRAT!! AND TO ALL.......

From: doesnt matter on December 17, 2004 @ 12:20 pm
Comment: descent

From: Wasouski on December 18, 2004 @ 9:01 am
Comment: Absolutly brillient. Merry christmas to all, and to all a good night.

   
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