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Yet another Night before x-mas
Posted by: Christina on March 10, 2005 @ 3:00 pm
Yet another... Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty
even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass
I’d just settled down
for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
to see what’s the matter
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
the old fucker fell
He filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch
blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
piss on you all
and have a good night
Have A Nice Christmas, Asshole
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Foster on March 11, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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that was funny
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XD on May 14, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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OMFG THAT WAS AWESOME THAT WAS HILARIOUS THAT SO SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!
WHERE THE HELL DID U EVEN COPY THAT FUCKING JOKE OFF OF? |
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Nonnie D. 3:49 a.m. on May 20, 2005 @ 6:50 am |
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hmmm... I had that version of a Night Before Christmas since I waz 6 years old but it waz on a Christmas Card that my uncle made (not for me) but it had more to go with it than tha story... like talking shillit (shit) about tha damn card. Well... uhmmm... that’s all I have to fucking say besides don’t fuck yourself with your typing finger!!! |
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