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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



2 funny blonde jokes
Posted by: Madi on October 3, 2004 @ 6:28 pm

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Q: A smart blonde, a talking dog, a jumping elephant, and a flying kangaroo are each sitting in a corner of a room, with a pot of gold in the middle, which one gets to the gold first?
A: None, because none of them exist.

Q:How do you drown a blonde?
A:Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.



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From: brooke on October 13, 2004 @ 3:00 am
Comment: ha ha ha the first 1 rulz its ausome!!!

From: lilplaya22 on October 16, 2004 @ 5:45 pm
Comment: tha first 1 is funny as hell. fa sho. holla!!

From: CGD on November 14, 2004 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: FIRST 1 NOT FUNNY AT ALL

From: Cobain_lover on December 26, 2004 @ 12:27 am
Comment: u fucked up the first one, its totally different from what u said

From: dave on January 6, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
Comment: ehh first one is alright

From: some1 on January 7, 2005 @ 9:15 am
Comment: they’re both good

From: Ellie on January 7, 2005 @ 6:00 pm
Comment: i like them both the second one was bet even though ive heard them both... but oh well

From: Me on January 11, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Comment: Ha Ha

From: Tricia on February 14, 2005 @ 9:30 pm
Comment: These jokes r old. think of new ones

From: jon on February 21, 2005 @ 6:40 pm
Comment: they both sucked

From: someone on February 23, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
Comment: i dont think u guys should say bad words and stuff think if someone said that to u? please dont it will make everyone happier besides theres no use for them anyways

From: A BLONDE on February 28, 2005 @ 7:41 pm
Comment: OK they were mean but HILARIOUS

From: baybay on March 9, 2005 @ 10:20 pm
Comment: they all sucked

From: baybay on March 9, 2005 @ 10:20 pm
Comment: they all sucked

From: badboy on March 11, 2005 @ 2:21 am
Comment: oi u ppl r so rong u take blondes for granted some of thm arnt dumb infact most of thm are hot its just a hair colour its like we could mock u ppl like how do u think brown heads keep theyr hair so brown rub it in shit yes we all kno that was lame but so was ur jokesget btta 1s or get off!!!

From: savannah on March 13, 2005 @ 10:22 pm
Comment: ive heard the second one alot but the first one was good even though im a blonde lol well keep em comin lol

From: hindu moron on March 26, 2005 @ 3:16 pm
Comment: first one good but second i heard and it still stinks

From: you suck on a duck on March 28, 2005 @ 9:58 pm
Comment: that was some what funny but you need to make them a little more funny

From: chaz on April 12, 2005 @ 10:17 am
Comment: i think that they are all really shit

From: kitten april 28 2005 on April 27, 2005 @ 12:06 pm
Comment: I liked the first one the second one sucked! Sorry!

From: *_* on May 3, 2005 @ 7:48 pm
Comment: HaHahAhA!!!!!...............not real funny!

From: Rebecca on June 2, 2005 @ 8:59 am
Comment: I liked both of them. They were pretty funny.

From: bobmyknobiniraq on June 20, 2005 @ 4:58 am
Comment: Rebecca you must be a blonde and one stupid bitch. You are as fucked up as those two fucked up jokes. PS. Do you like to suck dick???

   
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