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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



Ferrari
Posted by: kayley on February 28, 2005 @ 4:31 pm

Go Back

There was a blonde in the countryside in scotland remember the way they talk!,and she had no cash, so she decide to go lookin 4 jobs.. she found ahouse and knocked on the door.. A man answered
"Yes" he asked
"i was wondering whether you had any jobs for me as i have no money?"
"actually i have, have u painted before?
"yes" she replied"
"well could you paint my porch"
"yes i could do that"
off she goes, 2o mins later she comes bak
"i have done it .. there was some paint left over so i decide 2 give it two coats..?"
"exellent" said the man
"so do i get paid?" she askes
"yes heres £20"
"aww brilliant, by the way..
"wats that" he asks curiously
"Its not a porche its a ferrari!"
** runs


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From: Tara on March 5, 2005 @ 8:03 pm
Comment: That wasn’t funny

From: jeff on March 6, 2005 @ 5:26 pm
Comment: good call on that one Tara that joke sucked

From: dilldoe on March 20, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
Comment: that was so lame i sucker punched my hamster and sweep kicked his dentist

From: frankslittlegurl@yah on March 25, 2005 @ 9:29 am
Comment: yeah i dunno know who comes up with these jokes but that one reallly did honestly sucks and you need more school appropriate jokes on here because my english teacher likes to read them to. holla back!!!!!

From: Daddys Girl on May 5, 2005 @ 7:30 pm
Comment: THAT SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Mexican 808 on May 11, 2005 @ 1:04 am
Comment: That was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumb Fuck Lady.....

From: Chelsie on May 31, 2005 @ 10:10 pm
Comment: that wasn’t really funny. i didn’t laugh at any of it. better luck next time...

From: john on July 20, 2005 @ 11:40 am
Comment: ’scuse me while i throw up...

   
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