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Spider Joke
Posted by: Purple Wiggles on August 11, 2005 @ 1:32 am
At the Danish Institute of Creepy Killer Spiders (DICKS) two scientists
Dan & Andy are running through an experiment...
[Dan] “I have a new theory Andy!”
[Andy] “What’s that?”
[Dan] “Well watch this, spider go forward!”
{Spider} Spider walks forwards.
[Dan] “Spider go back!”
{Spider} Spider walks backwards
[Dan] “Spider jump up and down!”
{Spider} Spider builds up all its energy and jumps in the air!
[Andy] “Yes I know we have been training that spider for weeks now.”
[Dan] “Ah, but watch what happens when I do this!”
{Action} Dan removes the legs from the Spider.
[Dan] “Spider walk forwards!”
{Spider} Does Noting
[Dan] “Spider walk backwards!”
{Spider} Does Noting
[Dan] “Spider jump in the air!”
{Spider} Spider builds up all its energy but nothing!
[Andy] “And your point is?”
[Dan] “My theory is if you pull the legs off a spider it goes deaf!”
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