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Zombie in a Bar
Posted by: Godzilla on September 21, 2005 @ 5:51 pm

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A zombie shambles into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender looks at the zombie and says:

"Hey, we’ve got a drink named after you!"

The zombie raises a decaying eyebrow and says, "Um, you’ve got a drink named Ted?"


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From: Ephet on February 6, 2006 @ 2:40 pm
Comment: You fuckin stupid you must be fat and hungry.

From: mark on June 8, 2006 @ 3:58 pm
Comment: good 1

   
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