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Time’s Up or not
Posted by: Just Me on August 23, 2006 @ 6:11 pm
A middle age Chicana has a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, the comadre was delirious, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Hay Dios Santo, is my time up?"
Dios said, "No mijita, you have another 43 years, 2 months and eight days to live."
Upon recovery, the chicana decided to stay in the hospital and have the works done: a face-lift, liposuction, a chichi lift, nalga lift and a pansa tuck. The chica was all excited cause she knew she has a long life ahead and she wanted to look bien chingona!
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way to a taqueria, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of Creator, she demanded, "Orale pues - Que paso? I thought you said I had another 40 years to go? Why didn’t you pull me out of the path of that pinche ambulance?"
The Creator replied, "Orale Chica, I didn’t even recognize you!" |
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