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sherlock & watson
Posted by: psytrance universe on October 6, 2004 @ 7:40 pm

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Sherlock Holmes & Watson are on a camping trip.Torwards the evening they are getting into their sleeping bags for the night, when Sherlock turns to Watson & says:"Watson, take a look up & tell me what you see." Watson replies: "Well Holmes, I see the moon,The stars in the night sky,the milky way galaxy,& beyond an infinite universe...truly a glorious sight." To which Sherlock replies:" NO WATSON, YOU IDIOT!!!, SOMEONES STOLEN OUR TENT."


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From: Ass Kicker on June 12, 2005 @ 4:40 am
Comment: Lame.

From: Mule Puncher on August 24, 2005 @ 9:45 am
Comment: Ass Kicker has a point.
But that is such an unfair bare bones version of the joke.

It’s longer form includes a preamble of their working too hard
and never getting away, and is told of course,
with bonified Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce dialects.

Watson’s description of the heavens is far more eloquent.
And he then asks Holmes what he sees.
Holmes of course opens his punchline
with the de rigeur...

"Elementary my dear Watson...

it appears that someone has stolen our tent"

From: samantha on August 27, 2005 @ 2:12 pm
Comment: that was so awefully terrible. when you said you saw "the moon" i say someone aughta "MOON YOU"

   
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