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CIA
Posted by: rob on January 30, 2005 @ 1:29 pm

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a 25 year old guy walks into the final test to become a field agent in the CIA the says that for his final test he has to kill his wife that is in the lobby then he syays no i have a kid comin then he storms out of the office then they bring in a 35 year old they say you have good mental capabilities but we dont ussually bring in a person over the age of 25. then he says for your final test you must kill your wife, the guy syasy no i wont kill my wife. Then they bring in a 45 year old they said we dont ussually bring in a person over hthe age of 25 but you mental capabilities are outstanding, ok for your final test go into the lobby and kill your wife, the guy says ok he gets the gun and then the test person hears BANG BANG BANG CRASH CRASH CRASH he comes back into the room and the guy syasy i herd the gun shots but he said what was the crashes? the guy said that the gun was full of blanks so i had to beat her to death with the chiars in the lobby.


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From: Ass Kicker on June 12, 2005 @ 4:22 am
Comment: That was great! Although the beginning could be better, the punch line made me laugh!

   
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