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Elephant Ear
Posted by: Ron on February 9, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
A college student suddenly realizes he had not saved enough money
for fall tuition. Wondering what to do, he remembers a small cafe
near campus with a sign on the window, "If we don’t have it, you
get $1000".
On his way to the eatery, the student’s head is spinning with different
ideas on what to order.
A young waitress approaches as he sits at a table and askes if he
would like a menu. He shook his head no and said he was ready
to order. "I would like an elephant ear sandwich" he exclaimed. The
girl’s eyes widened and her jaw dropped and then asked if she
could be excused for a moment.
With shoulders slumped the waitress headed toward the office
fearing the response from her boss. She walks into the office and says,
"Sir, I need a check for $1000 ’cause there’s a guy outside that ordered
an elephant ear sandwich". "What?!!", the owner shouted. "We’re out of
elephant ears?!!". "No sir," she said. "We’re outta those great big buns!".
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samantha on August 29, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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lame. |
| From: |
bill on November 9, 2005 @ 7:34 am |
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that’s the funniest joke i ever heard. keep em coming. |
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