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Posted by: Christina on March 9, 2005 @ 12:44 pm
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb.
package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was equally intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off her drunken
observer as to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you’re ugly." |
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jeff on March 10, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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good one. and so true. |
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Ron on March 11, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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awwwright. good one |
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Lr on March 29, 2005 @ 12:27 pm |
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Cute. Makes you wonder if you should ask people how they know certain things. |
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samantha on August 29, 2005 @ 11:23 am |
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not bad, but not good. but the "cause your ugly" line in jokes is so old and used so many times that it doesnt make me laugh anymore. |
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