Dirty Jokes Inc. Logo
Ultimate joke directory
Jokes - The Ultimate Joke Directory! - Clean Jokes - to my loving wife
   

   Prankers Paradise

   Jokes

   Submit

   Moderator

   Links

   Contact

   Drug Rehab

   Halloween

 




to my loving wife
Posted by: christina on March 16, 2005 @ 5:18 pm

Go Back

A couple from Michigan decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel itineraries. So, the husband left Detroit and flew to Miami on Thursday, while his wife was scheduled to fly down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Alabama, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife:
I’ve Arrived! I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I’ve just got all checked in and I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!



Add your own comment

From: Ass Kicker on June 12, 2005 @ 4:07 am
Comment: That joke is very old, but still makes me laugh.

From: samantha on August 27, 2005 @ 2:13 pm
Comment: that was good!

From: curious.princess on October 30, 2005 @ 11:29 pm
Comment: that joke kept me laughing for the better part of two days. Best punchline ever " Sure is hot down here" LMAO its just so great.

   
  Add your own comments (all fields are required)
Your Name:
Your Comment:
 
 
Disclaimer:
Your comments will be reviewed by a Dirty Jokes Inc. moderator. Dirty Jokes Inc. reserves the right to edit or remove your comments.
 
 
Privacy Policy      Moderator Login    Copyright © 2001 - 2008 Dirtyjokesinc.com. All Rights Reserved.