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No Good Deeds Go Unpunished
Posted by: TootyFruity on July 13, 2004 @ 6:10 pm
As you know, Mr. Clinton is a fairly fit man. He often devoted much of his time to good old american exercise. Take for example running.
Anyways; one day Clinton decided that he would like to go for a jog by the bay. Clinton was coming to the end of this jog when he stepped on some loose gravel and was thrown in the bay.
Clinton not knowing how to swim started screaming at the top of his lungs. A few of the local kids heard the crys of distress and rushed to the mans aid.
When Clinton was safe ashore he thanked the boys for there valient efforts for saving his life. He also told them that he would grant them one gift each.
The first boy asked for a key to the U.S. treasury.
The second boy asked for Monica Luinsky’s home phone number.
The third and final boy asked for an electric wheel chair. George was stunned by the request and asked the boy, "Why in the world do you want an electric wheel chair?"
The boy replied, "Well sir, when my father hears that I saved your life, he is going to break my legs." |
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terri on September 22, 2004 @ 10:57 pm |
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I was asked a triva question at school what is monicas middle name |
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sara on July 13, 2005 @ 2:03 pm |
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lol. is it bill or george? lol |
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