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BEFORE COMPUTERS
Posted by: Andy james n (aj) on April 20, 2006 @ 6:14 pm

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A programme was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy. …

… you just hoped nobody ever found out!

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