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Computers for Idiots
Posted by: Mark on March 23, 2004 @ 3:52 pm

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A computer company received a phone call from a man complaining about his computer.
"My computer isn’t working" complained the guy.
"You’ll have to speak up said the computer worker."
"Sorry i’m on my mobile, signal’s a bit down."
"OK, What’s wrong with your computer?"
"The screen has just gone black, i can’t do anything."
The computer worker made a list of suggestions:
Alt Ctrl + Delete?
Restart Button
Unplugging it, leaving it a while and then back in.
None of them seemed to work.
"Got it" said the computer worker, "your screen must be unplugged at the back"
"I’ll have a look" replied the guy. He came back a while later
"I can’t tell"
"Why not?" asked the worker
"there’s a powercut and it’s too dark"


Add your own comment

From: Rachel on September 10, 2004 @ 2:13 pm
Comment: Why did the computer go to the park?

To CMOS!

From: peter on November 2, 2004 @ 9:33 am
Comment: to feed the pigeons

From: Dinky on June 1, 2005 @ 3:25 am
Comment: This is a real Computer tech conversation but he has some things missing and wrong but it amazes me how people are so damn stupid...

   
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