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Bill Gates in Hell
Posted by: Sirius on May 10, 2004 @ 1:03 pm
Bill Gates dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets him and says, "Welcome Mr.
Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity.
You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve
got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three
places in which you’ll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are
tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where
thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of fine wine
sitting on a table. To Bill’s delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says "I’ll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.
Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of
all?!?"
"That’s what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "But the bottle has a hole
in it!"
"Why the PC?", he continued, ""It’s got the latest version of Windows and
it’s missing three keys!"
"Which three?" said Lucifer.
"Control, Alt and Delete!"
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| From: |
Jimmy Dean on May 11, 2004 @ 12:56 pm |
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you all you what frustration he must be going though |
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Dumpster Man on May 24, 2004 @ 3:42 pm |
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ITS FUNNY ’CAUSE ITS TRUE!!!!!! |
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One thing... on August 26, 2004 @ 9:17 am |
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Funny, just Satan and Lucifer are the same thing. But still funny. |
| From: |
trish on November 4, 2004 @ 3:00 pm |
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i dont worship the devil: but i do really like the guy |
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TheTaxidermist on July 6, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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Joe... why read computer jokes if you don’t know anything about computers??? Suck on that Mr. Gates. |
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