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upgrade problem
Posted by: Shi Aiwei on November 12, 2004 @ 3:00 am
Hello, technical support,
Last year I upgraded Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that my financial software encountered unexpected situations. The executive programs such as Flower and Cosmetics could not run properly as they would with Boyfriend 5.0 version. Moreover Husband 1.0 deleted Romance 9.9 but installed Soccer 11.0 and NBA 3.0. What was worse, Communication 8.0 didn’t run as smoothly as before and the subsystem Housework 2.6 was simply broken down. I tried to cope with the problem by running Nag 5.3 but produced no effect. Please help me.
Yours
A despairing customer
To: customer
To begin with, please notice that Boyfriend 5.0 is intended for entertainment purposes while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Would you try typing in “c:/don’t you love me any more?” in ms-dos mode and then install Tears 6.2. It is highly likely that Husband 1.0 would automatically run Guilty 3.0 and the executive system Flower 7.0. But we must warn you not to use them too often for Husband 1.0 might set Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 as default. In addition, Beer 6.1 might sometimes automatically set up a sound file entitled Snoring. We must also remind you of not installing Mother-in-law 1.0 or other versions of Boyfriend because they would not only be of no help but also even be destructive to Husband 1.0. Generally, Husband 1.0 is a good system. It is only that it does not have a big enough storage space and thus needs to adapt to new software. It takes a little time. If you would like to improve performance we recommend that you add new software such as Delicious Food 3.0.
Yours
Tech
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