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Posted by: corey the 11 year ol on March 29, 2005 @ 4:20 pm
| one day a kid was siting on his new bike next to a stop sign and a cop came up along side him on a horse the cop casualy looked at the boys bike and said "hey thats a nice bike you got there , did you get that from santa for christmas ?" and the boy replied "yes i did!" the cop looked at the bike and realized it had no reflectors so the cop said " i notice you dont have any reflectors on that bike , maybe this year you can ask santa for some new reflectors!" the boy then replied "gee mister thats a real nice horse you got there , did santa get you that for christmas?" playing along the cop said "yes he did!" the boy then said " well mayb next year you can ask santa to put the prick on the bottom instead of the top" |
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| From: |
mike wilson "11" on April 3, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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yea cops are real pricks...... |
| From: |
ashley on April 4, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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dumb!! |
| From: |
ProdiGAl cuCUMBer on April 16, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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I like cops. They are cool if you are. |
| From: |
JESSICA on April 25, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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SERIOUSLY NOW, WHO LIKES COPS? WHY WOULD YOU LOOK AT COP JOKES IF YOU LIKE COPS? |
| From: |
ProdiGAl cuCUMBer on April 29, 2005 @ 12:33 am |
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Cause I can. |
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Sean Wayans on May 16, 2005 @ 7:37 pm |
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I hate Cops picking on us brothas but go to Harlem,Chicago,Seattle (Where I live.) or South Central and they will get fucked up! |
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stranded on May 16, 2005 @ 11:20 pm |
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cops are cool. sean wayans is in prison. and he’s been beat senseless my many different cops. i don’t like him. |
| From: |
jon on May 16, 2005 @ 11:27 pm |
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ainsworth takes it up the ass! |
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Stranded on May 24, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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I wanna go to jail and get ass raped! Sean Wayans got outta jail. too bad! I want my anis ripped! |
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Stranded on May 24, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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I wanna go to jail and get ass raped! Sean Wayans got outta jail. too bad! I want my anis ripped! |
| From: |
Thefordtruckguy on June 10, 2005 @ 1:17 am |
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I HATE COPS MAN I GOT A TICKET FOR GOING 90 mph!!!!!! |
| From: |
Jill on June 13, 2005 @ 12:35 am |
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the love of my life is a cop....................
you’ll never understand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
r-flo on June 16, 2005 @ 9:06 pm |
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You guys are assholes....u deserve a ticket for going 90mph, "stranded" and "jon"...you both need to go2 prison and take it up the ass, rip open each others anus, not anis....and lick the lube from off the colon walls...some cops are cool, not all....they are people as well....so, its not one generic person....if u think itd be more fun without cops, goto parts of columbia with out adequate law enforcment...what you mean is, if they left only you alone, youd have more fun...but, if they didnt exist, id rob you, and burn your house down....sounds fun....that sums up all of you, and the joke is maybe alright at best...you all suck |
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JESSICA on April 25, on June 27, 2005 @ 4:32 am |
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I’m a lezzy i love the hole over the pole any day of the week. I love to have my girlfriend{she plays the man in our relationship} to put peanut butter up my snatch and lick it out. Then shove a big dildo up my pooper and make me cum them i tounge out her asshole and eat some of her shit. Then we lap our tounges together and it taste shitty. |
| From: |
sexy4cops on July 1, 2005 @ 12:15 am |
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I love cops and I think you people need help! |
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maidmarion on September 5, 2005 @ 2:46 am |
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Jessica.. you r messed up.... What would you people do without the cops around? the world would be as messed up as some of you.. GROW UP IDIOTS..... |
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andy on September 20, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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nice joke i like it lol |
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