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sobriety test
Posted by: bob on March 30, 2005 @ 4:24 am
A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can’t do that. If I do that, I’ll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let’s go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can’t do that. I’m a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let’s go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can’t do that. I’m a hemophiliac and I’ll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."
"Oh, no, I can’t do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I’m drunk. |
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jess on March 30, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
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haha thats good! |
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ashley on April 4, 2005 @ 6:19 pm |
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that was funny |
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juice on April 13, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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ur joke really sucks bitch |
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Alphabet Man on April 18, 2005 @ 9:30 pm |
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.. you got that from Playboy. |
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mike mike on April 20, 2005 @ 7:38 pm |
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that was a good joke man good
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thefixx on April 24, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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very funny dude |
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jimbo on August 18, 2005 @ 2:13 am |
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your a retard buddy |
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daniel on August 29, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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nice joke. supprisingly good spelling
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| From: |
john on September 6, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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pretty good joke, but yur still an ass hole
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SLADE on September 19, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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GOOD JOKE.......I HAVE NOTHING ELSE 2 ADD...THANK YOU |
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