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Hes Drunk!
Posted by: Somer on April 13, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
There was this man and women driving down a main road and the man started swerving, a police officer pooled the car over. The officer walked up to the car and ask to see his license and regerstration.
The man: I dont have them with me, i just left my house.
Wife: No we didn’ t, we’ve been gone all night.
officer: Im going to have to give you a ticket for that and no seat belt.
man: No, I just took it off befor you came up here.
Wife: No you didn’t, you;ve never had your seat belt on.
Officer: and im going to give you a ticket for a broken tell light.
Man: I never even new about that.
Wife: yes you did, you’ve known about that for weeks.
Man: Shut the hell up!!(aggrevation)
Officer: Lady, does he always talk to you that way?
Wife: No, only when hes drunk. |
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| From: |
TOM on April 15, 2005 @ 1:07 am |
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LEARN HOW TO SPELL NOT LERN HEW TOO SPILL |
| From: |
Turkey Knobs on April 16, 2005 @ 12:05 am |
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But did you like the joke, Tom? |
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JESSICA on April 25, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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WHY IS THIS JOKE RATED "R"? ANYWAYS, YEAH, IT’S REALLY STUPID. AND YOU ARE ONE ILLITERATE FUCK....THAT MEANS YOU CAN’T READ OR SPELL! |
| From: |
bonethug on April 26, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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fuck the police! |
| From: |
Blingin' on April 29, 2005 @ 12:32 am |
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Bonerthug. |
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Bonethug on May 16, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
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damn straight! I can fuck an elavator shaft! I need an elastic zipper! if I get caught in a theatre while jerking off to Jennifer Garner and I get caught then I will have to be on my knees because I can’t get on the ground! |
| From: |
trippin' on May 16, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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boner-thug |
| From: |
DAWG on May 21, 2005 @ 11:16 am |
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BONER-thug |
| From: |
asshole on July 29, 2005 @ 12:40 pm |
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Can any of these idiots spell.......my god |
| From: |
POLICE HATER on September 2, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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I KNOW I GOT COUGHT 27 TIMES IN JAIL 1 REASON IS WHEN I WAS 10 AND I JACKED A CAR SO DAMN RIGHT I HATE THE COPS. |
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Silent on September 12, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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this is the 5th time i’ve seen this same fukin joke, you muthafuccas need to come up wit ur own and stop jokin other fo reals! |
| From: |
steven bumblis on September 13, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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fuck the police |
| From: |
EDDIEK on September 28, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
| Comment: |
that joke was stupid as fuck, nice spelling! |
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