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Posted by: Jim on May 18, 2005 @ 2:37 am
| A guy speeding over a bridge, late for work, gets stopped by a cop standing on the bridge operating radar. After being stopped the cop asks the man what his profession is and he replied a professional asshole strecher. The cop, being curious, asks exactly what does a professional asshole strecher do? The driver explains that he starts with a small asshole and continues to strech it until its six feet tall. The cop asks the driver what do you do with a six foot asshole, the driver responds apparently give him a radar and stand him on a bridge. |
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fghfjhhh on May 18, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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funny and very true |
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Bob on May 25, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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Law Enforcement- and I even think it is funny! |
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Eminem CD Encore on June 16, 2005 @ 8:43 pm |
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There’s an intruder,in my house,they cut my phone line can’t dial out. I scream for police. but I doubt there gonna hear me when I shout |
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sstextreme on June 17, 2005 @ 7:10 pm |
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that was great
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PoPoKilla17 on July 27, 2005 @ 3:49 pm |
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man that was one of the best jokes ive heard in along time |
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1 on August 29, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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funny as shit |
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23 on October 21, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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thats funny but, ive heard it before.. but still nice |
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