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Little Johny
Posted by: brew dog on June 11, 2005 @ 10:23 pm
| One day little Johnny was sitting under the apple tree polishing an apple. The neighborhood cop (that everyone knows) walks up to little Johnny and say I’ll give you 25 cents for that there apple. Little Johnny replies, no way your crazy!!!!! So the Cop Bids high, 50 cents, nope, 75 cents, nope, 1 dollar, nope, 1.25, nope, 1.50, nope, 1.75, nope, 2 dollars and that’s my finally offer. Little Johnny replies, no way!! Puzzled the cop asked Little Johnny way wont you sell me that there apple? Little Johnny paused for a second and then replied, MY SISTER GOT CADDY FOR HER CHERRY, SO I PLAN ON GETTING A FRATE TRAIN FOR THIS HERE APPLE. |
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MuskButt on June 18, 2005 @ 12:59 am |
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I was somehow able to be the first one to post on this thread. I don’t know why I think that’s neat, because I really know in my heart it isn’t, but... |
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yvette on July 23, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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i didnt get it at all
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chechanchonng6969 on August 4, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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cheech here still smoken im so high i cant even read that B#@$H
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gold on August 29, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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thats funny. the rest of you should learn how to read
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billy on September 19, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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i kinda got it. by the way, reefer lowers your sperm count,cheech (not like some one who smokes weed is gonna ger laid any ways) stay off drugs |
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SLADE on September 19, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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CLASSIC....now thats a funny joke u mongrels! |
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john on September 19, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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didnt get the caddy or the frate train |
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maidmarion on September 28, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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GOODBYE |
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