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black motorcycle cops
Posted by: Brandon gomez on April 21, 2004 @ 8:18 pm
Q: what do u call 2 black motorcycle cops??
A:chocolate chips |
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jay&jay on May 2, 2004 @ 5:22 am |
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racist fucker |
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Hung Lo on May 7, 2004 @ 3:56 pm |
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A MASTERPIECE; I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING |
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i hate racist on May 9, 2004 @ 2:31 am |
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you fuckin racist bastard! |
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brandon gomez on May 14, 2004 @ 7:12 pm |
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fuk u foos u know my shit funny as hell.......haha |
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BRANDON GOMEZ on May 21, 2004 @ 12:23 am |
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hey....fuck u little african booty scratcher!!! |
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peter dragon on May 22, 2004 @ 10:49 pm |
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There was’nt ANYTHING racist about that joke, you politically correct assholes - there was’nt any derogatory message at all . SO quit spazzin ’ out ! ! |
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casey williams on May 27, 2004 @ 8:36 pm |
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your a racist bastard you have a lot of issues to get worked out so quit wasting your time on stupid joke sites and get a life you little prick! |
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me on May 29, 2004 @ 2:42 pm |
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stupidiest joke ever |
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shaun on June 1, 2004 @ 7:17 pm |
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a 10 year old could do better. Chocolate chips? weakest punchline ever. |
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Redneck on June 5, 2004 @ 12:24 pm |
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fuck ya that good and what wrong with being racist |
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grow up on June 15, 2004 @ 11:37 am |
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ok here’s how it is ~ how many jokes are there about every other race out there? plenty. so for all you cry babies out there until you can take a little joke go home to mommy! by the way it was a good joke ~ |
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snake on July 25, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
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ok i didnt get it but reading all these dumbass compliants ~~ thas pretty sad u pple need to get a life if ur spending ur time on here callin pple racist fuckers think of HOW many pple are gunna all those and go GROW UP YA BIG BABIES~plus the fact that ur the one who looked up the joke and then ripped on the person real bright u guys omg ur dumb |
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J on July 31, 2004 @ 3:31 pm |
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racist maybe ~~ but that always makes for good jokes , regardless of what race its making fun of |
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fuck ya'll on August 8, 2004 @ 11:20 am |
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all you need to shut the fuck up. It’s a goddamn joke. I’m black (and partially white) and I have no problem with the joke. |
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Color Green on August 12, 2004 @ 5:00 pm |
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If you don’t know the difference between racism and bigotry, you probably don’t know what the First Amendment is either... |
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American and Proud on August 21, 2004 @ 11:27 pm |
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Every single one of us Americans is an inbred slimy piece of rat shit. So who cares what color that piece of slimy rat shit is?!!! |
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Wheezle on August 22, 2004 @ 10:38 am |
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"whats wrong with being racist"
everything is wrong with being racist.
However I wouldn’t say this joke is racist O_o
Chocolate is hardly derogatory, and if you don’t get it, then you’re either too young or don’t have much knowledge of tv =P |
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kentucky kid on August 23, 2004 @ 1:11 am |
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its just a joke if u dont think its funny than dont pay any attention to it. go make yourselves useful |
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sgt. JOkesTA on August 30, 2004 @ 10:42 am |
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dat sucks better than yo mamma at least .... |
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PUNKS on September 20, 2004 @ 7:16 pm |
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F U, U SUK CRIMINAL, AND SO DID THAT JOKE.
Q: WHOS FAT, UGLY, AND EATS DONUTS ALL DAY
A:CRACKERS
STUPID HONKYS
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Someone on September 24, 2004 @ 10:54 pm |
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aww now thats not nice to say, We are all good people, the joke was in good humor |
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PUNKS on October 20, 2004 @ 8:26 pm |
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YOU WHITE POINTY NOSE LOOKIN LIKE PINOCCHIO HONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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anthony on October 27, 2004 @ 11:02 am |
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why is everyone talkin shit when they know they arent gonna be able to do anything about it |
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yo daddy on November 2, 2004 @ 6:20 pm |
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SHUT THE FUCK UP FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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MELISSA on November 2, 2004 @ 6:29 pm |
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HEY EVERYBODY !!! do us all a favor and everybody shut the fuck up & find sumthin better to do with your time than bitch at eachother about dumbass "racist shit" yall need to get over yourselves if your offended by a god damn joke!!! i dont give a fuck if your white, black, or mutha fuckin rainbow!!! GET OVER YOUURSELVES AND GO DO SUMTHIN BETTER THAN WHINE LIKE LIL BITCHES!!!!!! |
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trish on November 4, 2004 @ 3:44 pm |
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well marks out of ten, ..................il give it a five...............and im not racist.........im a nice person..........so there
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mike on November 5, 2004 @ 2:05 pm |
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that was a really good joke |
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:) on November 8, 2004 @ 3:52 pm |
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that was an ok joke |
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Fred on November 24, 2004 @ 12:11 am |
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what the fuck ur problem why would u make a stupid fucking joke and when people say u being racist ur getting pissed off when ur being racist u dumd fuck. im white but i was raised with black people all my friends r black and got black bros to so i say just shut the fuck up in less u going to do something u eacist fucker. |
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Fred on November 24, 2004 @ 12:16 am |
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what the fuck ur problem u made a racist joke and when people say u been racist u getting pissed off when u being racist u dumd fuck. im white but i was raised with black people and most of my friends black and i got a few black bros. so i say u should shut the fuck up because i think ur going to get ur ass killed saing shit like that when we find out how u are and where u r. |
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Raven on November 25, 2004 @ 8:47 pm |
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dude that joke was not funny whatsoever
racist bastard |
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Fred on November 25, 2004 @ 11:42 pm |
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hell yea racist bastard |
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shanana on December 9, 2004 @ 10:29 pm |
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go to hell u fucking white racist mother fucker |
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Fefe on December 10, 2004 @ 11:19 pm |
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Cracker poem:
Fucking Crackers
You are nothing but a cracker,
Because your skin is white,
You wish you were another race,
Then maybe you could fight,
And there is only one good thing,
About being so bright,
Stand your white ass in the corner,
You’re just a dumb nightlight.
Hey, everybody.
Remember when whites used to call blacks coloreds?
Whites are really colored, because they’re red when embarrassed, green when sick, purple when choking, and blue when dead.
Some cracker jokes
What do you call a school bus fool of white-kids? A twinkie.
What do you call a red-neck’s family get together? An orgy.
What do you call the K.K.K. getting held up by a robber? Cracker Jack.
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duh on December 16, 2004 @ 10:16 am |
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Grow up. |
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FEFE on December 18, 2004 @ 9:38 pm |
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fuck you dirty cracker |
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Mike on January 6, 2005 @ 10:20 pm |
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I love Chocolate Chips |
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Mike on January 8, 2005 @ 4:05 pm |
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That is some funny shit! |
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flcl on January 9, 2005 @ 4:19 am |
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THAT IS FUCKED
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stupid crackers on January 10, 2005 @ 6:21 pm |
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HERE IS A POEM:
I’M GONNA KILL A CRACKER
HERE IT gOES
GET YOUR WHITE ASS OFF MY LAWN
OR I’LL BEAT YOUR ASS TILL THE CRACK OF DAWN
TAKE YOUR UGLY WHITE ASS SOMEWHERE ELSE
OR I’LL TAKE ON ALL YOU CRACKERS BY MYSELF |
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Crackers on January 15, 2005 @ 1:01 am |
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THese fucking crackers never learn!!
THese goddamn chicken-fucking, square-dancing, Schlitz-drinking Hee Haw watching,
mullet-wearing, cud-chewing, cow-tipping toothless Appalachian trailer trash hillbilly
rednecks are trying to make a comeback!!! But there shit is so weak!!
Yeeeeeeeeee-Hawwwwwww!
FUCK ALL YOU CRACKERS!!!!!!! |
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peace and love on January 20, 2005 @ 3:34 am |
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we are all alive give thanks for that |
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brw007 on January 26, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
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have a little respect you racist |
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JOE MAMA on February 2, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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HEY YOU KNOW WHAT YOU BLACK FOLKS NEED TO LOSE THE WHOLE CRYING ABOUT RACISM THING ITS YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING SORRY BITCHES |
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JOE MAMA on February 2, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
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TO: negro joe you say we should go back where we came from you should all go the fuck back to africa and see how much better it is there where you cant collect welfare MOTHERFUCKER |
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ur mom on February 3, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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fuckin ass holes they say this shit to people cause there lil bitch ass hoes and hfe to say this all behind a computer cause there bitches and wont say it to there face thats all mother fuckin crackers hatin on black people im tired of it |
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Julie on February 9, 2005 @ 10:16 am |
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Maybe the blacks should just shut up and do their research... it was your people who sold you to the whites. Maybe you should be pissed off at your ancestors. Negro Joe, I might take offense to what you said, but I cannot understand it. All you just did is prove my point! Thank you for showing everyone just how ignorant you really are. Also, I am a Native American. If anyone should be belly-aching about how horrible their ancestors had it, it should be me! |
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asshole on February 9, 2005 @ 2:19 pm |
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You fucking redskin you don’t know shit about slavery, why dont you learn your own fucking history
like being killed by the white man before saying false shit |
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Julie on February 10, 2005 @ 9:55 pm |
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Hey asshole, the name fits. The Native Americans may not have been made into slaves, but have you not heard about the Trail of Tears? Where the Indians were forced to leave their land and travel in horrible conditions for thousands of miles. Many lives were lost during that time. Everyone race has a story of heartache. I do not personally believe in slavery, as a matter of fact, it is down right cruel and inhumane. However, I am sick of hearing about colors. |
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waz on February 15, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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what has ten arms and ten legs and goes Ho de Doe Ho de Doe..???
5 boogies runing for a elevator |
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WAR on February 17, 2005 @ 5:36 pm |
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How in the fuck was that 2 black motorcycle cops joke racist? There was absolutely nothing racist about it at all. You fucking sensitive new age yuppy pussies. Everyone is so fucking sensitive and scared to joke a little with people these days and it’s fucking pathetic. Those are the same fucking stupid idiots think they are humanitarian by saying "African-American" instead of "Black people". Read that joke again and look up the definition of racist and think before you fucking speak instead of going "OH THAT’S RACIST!" because some over zealous black guy might be offended somewhere.
And you fucking blacks who think this is racist grow a fucking brain you retards. No one has to fucking walk on egg shells around you because you get more easily offended by everything and anything than a paki in a porn store. Fuck off. |
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WHITE POWER on February 18, 2005 @ 9:29 pm |
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FUCK ALL YOU INBRED SNOW APE CRACKERS!!!!!
FUCKING NEANDERTHALS SHOULD ALL DIE!!!
THE ONLY GOOD CRACKER IS A DEAD ONE!!!! |
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Dome on March 4, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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Gomez ur about the dummest tamale eating wetback that opened his racist mouth. With jokes like that, you can take yo lil jump’n bean ass back across the border. |
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steven and joey on March 4, 2005 @ 10:27 pm |
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that joke was awsome making fun of black people rox and native chinice bull hunk chinks |
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dude on March 7, 2005 @ 7:38 am |
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fuck all you spoke lovers |
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COOLPERSON on March 8, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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BRANDON GOMEZ IS A RETARDED WHITEBOY |
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cocain on March 13, 2005 @ 4:59 pm |
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why is it that you never see a white boy doing crack?? only tha niggas. but at least the coon’s did something right - they invented spinners |
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kentuckian on March 16, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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out of everything ive read on here thare is more racist comments on white folks then on black folkes so next time you make fun of us white people you should think about that point made |
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Carvito on March 20, 2005 @ 1:03 pm |
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You people have too much time on your hands |
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Ziggy_Marley on March 26, 2005 @ 1:11 pm |
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Stinky ass, pig look alike crackers......hell yeeh we are African Americans......we don’t wannabe Americans .....we don’t wannabe at the same level with the stinky ass trailer park white trash crackers.....and in terms of mixing races...yeh I might be with an Asian , Arabian or Native women.......but when it comes to a white cracka biatch....I only fuck’em.....and thats it......white chicks are there fo’ us to fuck’em.... sinky ass hoes |
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fsdf on April 17, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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sdfsdf |
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... on May 1, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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I’m white. I’m not racist. All of you took this too far. The main joke was not even racist. I think racist jokes are funny, whether it’s white or blacks. ...But racist PEOPLE should fuckin die. :) |
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crappy diaper on May 8, 2005 @ 12:43 pm |
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"Now, for the first time we can finally understand what the
African-apeman is saying; before you return the sub-human
animals back to the hell from which they came."
-White E. Boy
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crappy diaper on May 8, 2005 @ 12:49 pm |
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PEEP THIS SHIT - Look at this. Many negroes stare at an object aimlessly for minutes or hours. The negro brain processes information about as fast as they work, if they work.
LAY BACK IN THE CUT - Sit in the car out of sight. If one negro is robbing the 7-11 and his get-a-way driver is in the parking lot, the robber will say this to his driver so he will not get nervous when "Whitey" comes to arrest them.
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crappy diaper on May 8, 2005 @ 12:54 pm |
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The following exam was given to LA Chimp-Americans by a former LS school teacher:
Name:___________
Alias:____________
Gang:____________
1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots, and he shoots 13 times at every drive by shooting, how may drive by shootings can he enjoy before he has to reload?
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crappy diaper on May 8, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Ricky for $320 and 2 grams to D.J. for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If his price is $65 per Joe, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound pound of heroin and make a 20% profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
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crappy diaper on May 8, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for stealing a Chevy, and $200 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW’s and 3 4x4’s, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $1000?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing her for spending his money?
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crappy diaper on May 8, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can Tagger spray if he steals 3 cans of paint and finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty?
8. Hector has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
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crappy diaper on May 8, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $235 per month rent goes up 15%, how many children should she have to keep up with expenses?
10. Salvator was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000.
If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose for jumping bail?
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punks on May 8, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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i like a white weenie in my ape ass! lmfao |
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Ziggy_Marley on May 8, 2005 @ 1:45 pm |
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one time i took a big ape shit on my mommys sleepng bag! hahahahahahahaha |
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Johnny on May 9, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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Isn’t it interesting that non-whites throughout the 70s, 80s, 90s and today are allowed to blatantly and overtly say anything they wish? They can belong to any group, have any opinion, feel any way they want to feel. Throughout my four decades of life, I’ve witnessed that it is o.k. for non-whites to say anything they wish about whites, and belong to any racist organization they choose without fear of being judged. But then, who’s going to judge them? Other than the whites that the rest of the world stands opposed to. I thought your joke was moderately amuzing but it didn’t help anyone. |
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PeacePete on May 9, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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one time i poop in my panties! lol |
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jesus 1 on May 11, 2005 @ 12:37 am |
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"when you are old& on your death bed lying there like, "a dumb ass " i hope what you think about negro people stays in your brain like a splinter. because you will not be forgiven there is life after death so repent and love everybody if you don’t you will burn and never be cosumed, think about that you racists white cave man from europe" |
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spiderturd on May 11, 2005 @ 6:58 am |
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jesus this is god!!!! its time to change your shit stained diaper! lmfao |
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Black Jesus on July 1, 2005 @ 12:03 pm |
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I hate u fuckin blue eyed devil. That’s why yall have small dicks and your white cave bitch is leaving yall white devils and going to the black man. |
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Black Jesus on July 1, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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I hate u white devil. That’s why u have small dicks and your cave bitch leaving yall to fuck us black men. CRACKERS. |
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Jamaal on August 10, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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Yo what up, dis be Jamaal. I eat chicken e’rry day... I be rockin’ my hair in lots of different do’s... I rock a fade, then get some cawn-rows, then get a edge-up with dolla’ signs shaved into the back of my head. I be fly, cuh’. |
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maidmarion on September 6, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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racist.. and not funny |
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