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The Amazed Officer
Posted by: Landon Tarbuk on May 24, 2004 @ 7:12 pm
| One Day a little bot was sitting at a stop sign beside an police officer. The little boy was riding a tricycle, and the officer was riding a horse. The officer then looks down at the boy and asked, " Nice bike, did santa bring you it for Christmas?’’ The liitle boy then replies, " Yes sir he did.". The officer then says " Well next time why dont you asked santa to put a reflector on the back" and gives the boy a $20 ticket for not having a reflector. As the officer gets ready to ride off the little boy asked, " Did santa bring you that horse?" Wanting to be nice the officer replies, "Yes, acttually he did." Then the little boy suprisingly says " Well next time asked santa to put the dick under the horse, instead of on top!" |
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asskicker2004 on June 25, 2004 @ 10:01 pm |
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that was the most funny fuckin joke that i have even heard |
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Jay&Jay on July 16, 2004 @ 6:48 am |
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You fuckin kunt that was a ripoff of little johnny. |
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American and Proud on August 21, 2004 @ 12:21 am |
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Hey guys, now I am a proud American. Now I concede that most of us have our eyes a little crossed. Perhaps we were fucked in the ass
by our pappas one too many times. Maybe the leader of our country is a fucking redneck handicap. But come on, we can’t help that we
are the bottom of the human gene pool. We think we are tough because we have lots of guns and shoot poor people that haven’t eaten
in weeks, of course we get a self confidence from this. Our media lies to us and makes us scared of our own shadow.
And god knows we are materialistic and fat as hell. I mean, our chicks are FAT! That should make you feel sorry for us.
I mean, why does everyone else on earth think Americans are nothing but slimy pieces of rat shit?!!! |
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joemama on September 20, 2004 @ 3:09 am |
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I’d never heard the lil’ Jonny version but in my opinion that joke is hella funny. |
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fine ass mutha fuka on September 21, 2004 @ 7:02 pm |
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god damn thats funny
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Nikki on October 11, 2004 @ 2:59 am |
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That joke will always be a top 10! |
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Justin on November 27, 2004 @ 3:54 pm |
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ya OK .... |
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lucy on November 28, 2004 @ 9:04 am |
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yer tht was really funni i lyk dat its at top 10 |
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Angela22901 on December 19, 2004 @ 11:58 pm |
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Very good joke and you told it correctly compared to little Johnny,. I don’t think you ripped it off, because the other guy had no substance in his joke. Very good, I had a good laugh |
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COOLSNIPER on March 8, 2005 @ 6:59 pm |
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THAT IS ONE OF THE TOP 5 JOKES I HEARD,DAMN THOSE POLICE JOKES R FUNNY |
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