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Three Cops in a Bar
Posted by: birdman on September 30, 2004 @ 12:20 pm
| There are three cops that come to this bar everyday after work. Cop 1 and Cop 2 are veterans and Cop 3 is a rookie. One day Cop 1 comes into the bar very happy, buying drinks, giving drinks, spending money. Cop 2 and 3 ask, "Why are you so happy, won the lottery?". Cop 1 replies, "I was having sex with my wife, missionary style, and when I was about to cum I shot my gun off and her pussy got so tight... man i had the best orgasm of my life". Cops 2 and 3 laughed about it. The next day Cop 2 comes into the bar. He is all happy and jolly,bying drinks and having a great mood. Cop 1 and 3 ask, "What happened why are you so happy?" Cop 2 replies, "I tried your advice. I was having sex with my wife, doggy style, when i was about to cum, I shot my gun and just like you said it would her pusssy got tight as hell and had the best orgasm of my life". The next day Cop 3 comes into the bar. He is very mad pushing people, kicking chairs and the other two veteran officers ask, "What happened?". Cop 3 says, "I took your advice. I was 69 my wife and when I was about to come i shot off my gun and the bitch almost bit my dick off and shitted in my face". |
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Dopey on October 9, 2004 @ 10:26 pm |
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thats funny and gross
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 1:44 am |
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I ATE A BOOGER AND I FARTED AND I MADE DOPEY |
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Nikki - BC, Canada on October 11, 2004 @ 2:56 am |
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I havent laughed that hard in a LONG time.....Thanks!! |
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benni on November 1, 2004 @ 2:54 pm |
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that was fukin hilarious good 1!! |
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melissa on November 2, 2004 @ 6:05 pm |
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thats fuckin gr8 |
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trish on November 4, 2004 @ 3:28 pm |
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my ass has fell off with laughing..........great one best one i have read yet.......... beats all them blonde,brunette and redhead jokes anyday |
| From: |
Rog on November 21, 2004 @ 3:47 pm |
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First joke to make me laugh on this site |
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Angela22901 on December 19, 2004 @ 11:51 pm |
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OH MY GOSH, that was histaricaly funny, great job!! |
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jayjay on January 1, 2005 @ 3:00 pm |
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ok |
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PARIS HILTON!! on January 27, 2005 @ 10:13 pm |
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IM HOT!!!!!!!!! |
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nick on January 30, 2005 @ 9:44 am |
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stupid |
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jordon on February 13, 2005 @ 4:06 am |
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that was fucking gr8 |
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pimp on February 26, 2005 @ 2:10 am |
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nick u fukin suck that was fukin funny and i hope u die |
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trevor on March 4, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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I fuck chicks |
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Corey on March 8, 2005 @ 12:29 pm |
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That joke is the best i have heard in a long time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was some tight shit |
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jay on March 8, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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ill give u props on that, that shit was funny |
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brad on March 12, 2005 @ 2:46 pm |
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this joke is so funny that I laughed my ass orff |
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cfleming369 on March 17, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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that was good i’have not lafet my ass of in a loog time |
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