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dumb cop
Posted by: jmaie on October 5, 2004 @ 7:53 am
| a cop on a horse stop a boy and asked if his bike was from santa and the boy replayed someone forgot to tell santa the dick goes underneith the horse. |
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nick on October 8, 2004 @ 6:43 pm |
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that was very a very sorry jock it sucked ass dode u need to rewrite it crasy ass bicth
u are not funny at all dick sucking hoe do what i say or |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 4:32 pm |
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And who are you Mr. nick. You are a fool and have a seriously bad taste. Shame on you sir. I do hope you are not of Jewish descent. Take care yet good riddance to you sir. You shall hear me no more and I do hope the same of you. You are a foolish you lad. Read my previous outlines and information opportunities, sir. Do use proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation, sir. And please do use manners and show politeness and courtesy at all times to all people, except of course , those of Jewish descent. If you desire more information, please do not hesitate to contact me at my office or home. I would be greatly obliged to teach, inform, and educate the ignorant like yourself.
Sincerest Regards,
Dr. Dennis, Ph.D., Harvard |
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DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:27 pm |
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I FART ON NICK AND HE LAUGHS THEN EATS MY BOOGER |
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MUD sinclar on October 9, 2004 @ 10:42 pm |
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FRANCE, CANADA, ENGLAND, AND INDIA ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS SUCH AS: AIDS EPIDEMIC, WORLD WAR II, TERRORISM, NUCLEAR WARS, TOXIC WASTE, HATE CRIMES, GLOBAL WARMING, JEWS, WORLD POVERTY AND HUNGER, AND COMMUNISM. MY FARTS HAVE BETTER HELPED THE WORLD AT LARGE.
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PROUD TO BE BRITISH! on October 23, 2004 @ 10:35 am |
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HEY Mud!
Fuck you bitch. I’m British, and proud of it. You must be American because i notice you didnt put The U, S of Fucking A in there Prick.
We wouldnt be in this fucking war if it wasnt for you Bitch arse YANKS!
Please Mr Blair, send us some more of your troops, we cant handle the pressure! Tossers! |
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Melanie on October 27, 2004 @ 8:25 am |
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I must agree with Nick. Although his spelling and grammar are atrocious, this ’joke’ (if you dare to call it that) was equally so. What does it mean? The grammar was so off I couldn’t even tell what the point was. Is this person out of middle school yet? If someone is going to post something publically, the very least they should do is learn to spell. It saves adults the time of picking out the kids in a group. |
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Yvan on October 27, 2004 @ 3:27 pm |
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Hey Mud, you forgot
China, Japan, Mongolia, Sri-lanka, Viet-nam, Australia, Brazil, Mexico, Venezuela, Germany, Italy, Argentina, Spain, Portugal, the Vatican, Greece, Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Poland, the Czech Republic, Iraq, Iran, Jordan, Israel., Egypt, South Africa and countless others, you xenophobic moron. |
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Melissa on November 2, 2004 @ 6:00 pm |
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Leave Nick the fuck alone Mr. Dennis I suck dick!!! Hes about the only 1 on this page with sum fuckin sense!! THis joke does suck ass and fuck you too Miss Gramaticly correct Melanie ! Like you dont ever mispell words? |
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tim on November 5, 2004 @ 5:51 pm |
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that was a great one
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great joke on November 8, 2004 @ 3:41 pm |
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I think the joke goes something like,
Officer approaches little boy and says, "Did Santa Claus get you that bike for Christmas?" Yes said the boy. Well, here is a ticket. You need to tell Santa to put some reflectors on the bike on the bike. With that the boy said, hey officer, did Santa bring you that horse. The officer wanted to play along so he said yes son he did. The little boy hands the ticket back and says tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top. |
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trish on November 11, 2004 @ 7:29 am |
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at last someone who can tell that joke properley......... well done, nice one...... great laugh |
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bob on November 20, 2004 @ 10:29 pm |
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to the brit.thank for the troops,and the support.along with all other nations who stand with us. |
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looper dumb on November 21, 2004 @ 6:27 pm |
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very not funnt lamo |
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maria on November 29, 2004 @ 9:20 pm |
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Learn to spell before you post another joke. |
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Travis on December 16, 2004 @ 11:55 am |
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You poor pitiful people act so tough behind a computer screen, thinking you are so big and brave using cuss words. Ooh...i’m so scared. I challenge each of you to come up with a better joke. |
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Jas in Cali on December 17, 2004 @ 6:01 pm |
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Yeah,Yeah, winning an argument on line is like winning in the "Special Olympics".
You might have won, but your still Fucking Retarded ! ! ! You Idiots. |
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Angela22901 on December 19, 2004 @ 11:55 pm |
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Boo......I didn’t understand it at all! Sorry, I am sure you have better ones though, Good Luck:) |
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Joseph on December 20, 2004 @ 7:57 pm |
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u stupid dumb ass u cant make sense my baby cousin can make more sense then u |
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George Bush is a dum on December 22, 2004 @ 12:35 am |
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MUD sinclar, your ignorance is astounding. |
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travis on January 8, 2005 @ 11:48 pm |
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what the hell and by the way screw everyone who is not american or doesnt stand with us
like the man with the plan said you are either with us or you are against us by the way fuck all you british and french pussies |
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PARIS HILTON!!!! on January 27, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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THATS HOT I AM SO GONNA SNATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!AH IM HOT! |
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tim on February 14, 2005 @ 1:43 pm |
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paris is a ulgy whore i put a bag around her face then i might fuck the stupid bitch, and i really want to kill that little mut of hers they kinda look alike HAHA |
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glock40 on February 18, 2005 @ 10:47 am |
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Please people, if you are going to trash talk, do it with correct grammer. What a bunch of stupid red necks. |
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that one dude on March 1, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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man u all stop fucking fighting. the british are our allys. and chinas food fuching rox and for the rest of the contrys that can all fuching rott exept the U S becouse we are the best country of them all. the others are just jellus becouse we arnt rulled by some jusking king oe some fucking queen. |
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Jay Bleezy on March 2, 2005 @ 11:39 pm |
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OH YEAH EVEN BETTER, I GUESS YOU MEAN.............................................................................
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..............................................HMMM.................................................................................................................................THAT’S RIGHT....................................................................................................................................................................................................EH.................................................................bush, oh yeah were really saved now. |
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J-Sizzle on March 6, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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Damit, Paris what did i tell you |
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JAY-Z on March 19, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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THAT WAS SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH THAT WAS STUPID |
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JAY-Z on March 19, 2005 @ 1:59 pm |
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THAT WAS SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH THAT WAS STUPID |
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dane on April 6, 2005 @ 1:48 pm |
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Im in a public library and a librarian told me if she sen this site i was on again she "would ask you to leave"
She can suck my fat dick
i pay taxes bitch back up off of me |
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dane on April 6, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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corrections. (seen not sen)
wasnt this site it was another one
she like it when i stick my fat boy in her tight ass
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dane on April 6, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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you fucking dumb sand niggaz |
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