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things you don’t want to say to a cop
Posted by: lil player on October 20, 2004 @ 4:12 pm
| if a cop pulls u over and says, "son your eyes look red. Have u been drinking?" you don’t want to say: "officer your eyes look glazed. have you been eating donuts?" |
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trish on November 4, 2004 @ 3:30 pm |
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im that sarcastic i would ask him |
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tim on November 5, 2004 @ 5:49 pm |
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i heard that one before, but its still good |
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star on November 9, 2004 @ 12:58 pm |
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fucking bad ass shit ! that was awesome. |
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Jess on November 13, 2004 @ 1:52 pm |
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its Funny but it could be better. |
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michael on November 15, 2004 @ 1:59 pm |
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that is hot lol lol i am going to do that and see what they say
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me on November 20, 2004 @ 2:49 pm |
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that is hot!!!!!1 |
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ice on November 23, 2004 @ 10:37 am |
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u fucking tard |
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yo mama on November 26, 2004 @ 12:47 pm |
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that is hella funny |
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z0z on November 26, 2004 @ 10:20 pm |
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not fuckin bad not bad at all. |
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shiznital 9957 on November 28, 2004 @ 12:14 am |
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dat was foony but u wana fooj |
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i-am-banging-ur-mom on November 30, 2004 @ 10:18 pm |
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nice |
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big country on December 6, 2004 @ 5:56 pm |
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hell yeah i would ask the piggie if he had a donut if not i would ask him if he wanted a spare 12 pack or a dieters 6 pack |
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jas in cali on December 13, 2004 @ 5:04 pm |
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That was genius...........If your a Fucking 10 year old. |
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nathan matchett on December 14, 2004 @ 3:57 pm |
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THis is a great joke dude |
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COPSDAUGHTER-RED on December 17, 2004 @ 10:03 pm |
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that is a really great ass joke:) |
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BabyGirl on December 20, 2004 @ 4:48 pm |
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You are awesome that is a killere joke!!! |
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Phil on December 26, 2004 @ 10:14 pm |
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Your dumb you beep beep hole |
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jayjay on January 1, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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that joke is a peice of shit!!!!!!!!! |
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me on January 2, 2005 @ 3:34 am |
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i would probobly tell him to loose some weight!!! |
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blazeman429 on January 14, 2005 @ 4:26 pm |
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nice 1 dude thats fukin funny |
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ncie on January 27, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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i have trywed that the officer took me in for herasing him. |
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PARIS HILTON!!! on January 27, 2005 @ 10:09 pm |
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HAHAHAH!!!!I SO TRIED DAT BUT I GOT AWAY WIF IT BECAUSE IM HOT!!!! |
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I am the Law on February 7, 2005 @ 8:47 am |
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not too bad |
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ahah ya on February 18, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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omfg that is the best one besides all the other ones that are better |
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ahah ya on February 18, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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omfg that is the best one besides all the other ones that are better |
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ahah ya on February 18, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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wich is alot |
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u copy cat on March 5, 2005 @ 11:02 pm |
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your bitch ass stole that from the movie national security |
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J-Sizzle on March 6, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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Damit Paris i though i told you to make me some pancakes |
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Officer Duncan on March 11, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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Why does everbody think cops like donuts? I hate donuts |
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Kris on March 11, 2005 @ 10:27 pm |
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Sounds like whoever wrote the joke is speaking from experience |
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nice on March 26, 2005 @ 1:26 am |
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Thats a good one
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Boby Bob on March 29, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
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?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
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Bob The Carrot on April 19, 2005 @ 5:13 am |
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Made me laugh. |
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doo-doo 16 click son on September 22, 2005 @ 3:01 am |
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that was awesome hit me baby one more time! |
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