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how many cops does it take
Posted by: Guess on January 6, 2005 @ 2:13 am

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How many cops does it take to push someone in cuffs down the stairs?







None that son of a bitch fell!!!!!


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From: hater on January 23, 2005 @ 5:52 pm
Comment: that was retarted

From: PARIS HILTON on January 27, 2005 @ 10:01 pm
Comment: THAT WAZ SO NOT HOT GET WIT IT!!!

From: to paris hilton on January 31, 2005 @ 12:57 am
Comment: are so fucking stupid u dumb shit....!!!!???i wuld like 4 u suck my balls and lick around my asshole!!!

From: Whoadie on February 24, 2005 @ 12:13 pm
Comment: Hey PARIS HILTON, want to sick my dick?

From: Diana on February 28, 2005 @ 1:16 am
Comment: So true.

From: HORNDOG on March 1, 2005 @ 9:23 pm
Comment: YEAH MAN, ILL TAKE SLOPPY SECONDS ON PARIS HILTON......OOOOOHHHH BABY! HAHAHA NO BUT SERIOUSLY.....OH YEAH I LIKED THAT JOKE! "RODNEY KING, RODNEY KING" THAT FUCKIN CRACK HEAD

From: bill clinton on March 12, 2005 @ 7:20 pm
Comment: hey every body me and Paris got it on that is why Hilary left me

From: Anne on April 8, 2005 @ 12:46 am
Comment: To the jerk off (who so glaringly, obviously wrote all that stupid, assinine sentence fragments above (get a dictionary to look up all these hard words---hard for you any way).

Seek help! It’s not too expensive for welfare rejects like you.

Go back to night school and get your GED (can’t really expect more than that of your kind).
Ask the Mc Donald’s manager where you work to let you off early for classes. He’ll be glad to let you go I’m sure, especially when he figures out that when you finish your education you’ll make a damn fine janitor!

Get your boyfriends to give you a ride, since no doubt, you don’t own a car---they won’t consider you too much of a burden. NOT!!!


From: Larry Potsmith on April 29, 2005 @ 12:47 am
Comment: Anne, you’re stupid. You can’t spell either. ASININE. I have a GED and make more $ than you, rectal pimple.

From: tupacalypse on May 19, 2005 @ 10:44 am
Comment: fuck all yall

From: child man on May 19, 2005 @ 11:03 am
Comment: i masterbate to paris hiltons pussy and small tits every day niggaz.

From: THEFORDGUY on June 10, 2005 @ 1:24 am
Comment: LOL FUCKING HILAOOUS JOKES ABOUT BILL CLITON AND PARIS HILTON!!!!!!!

   
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