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Six Feet
Posted by: cass on January 13, 2005 @ 2:04 pm
A man on his way to work is speeding along the freeway, when to his dissmay, he is pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the car and says "hey buddy I clocked you at over 100, where’s the fire?"
The man sighs and replies "well there’s no fire, but I do work at the hospital."
The cop looks at him skeptcall and says "oh what do you do at the hospital?"
The guys says "well I’m a rectum strecher."
A rectum strectcher!" the cop exclaim s. "What the hell is that?"
"You see," says the man "I insert wedges in people’s rectums and they graduadlly strech to be about 6 feet wide."
"That ridiculos," the cop cries, "what would you do with a 6 foot asshole!?"
The man smiles and says: "well sir, we usually stick them in a uniform and give them a squad car." |
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Marshal Hoffman on January 31, 2005 @ 4:17 pm |
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Hey man this was a great fucking joke, i really fucking like it, it describes my self, instead i m a four foot asshole who sucks dick, call me i live in Fremont Nebraska
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lilly on February 6, 2005 @ 10:16 pm |
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get a life |
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soap on February 11, 2005 @ 3:12 pm |
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that joke is the shit
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SWAT Guy on February 18, 2005 @ 12:08 am |
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Jokes like this and you wonder why we don’t feel bad about writing tickets... |
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trever on February 25, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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that jokes fucking tight |
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steve,josh on March 10, 2005 @ 8:39 pm |
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that was an ok joke now the next time i get pulled over i can show the cop the joke. |
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J_inda_hizzy on March 11, 2005 @ 9:37 pm |
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I’m a cop and I think that joke is freakin’ hillarious! :P |
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phil on March 25, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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Nice I shared it with the local yokels in uniform,, |
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Inferius on August 2, 2005 @ 12:10 pm |
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hahaha, that was the fuckin shit! All cops are assholes, thinkin they can do whatever the hell they want cuz they have a gun and goofy ass badge, but that joke is true one hundred % |
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Bensalem_PD on October 31, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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I’m sorry I might have misunderstood, but I think that’s true with about 75% of cops. Most Cops are people who didn’t goto school after highschool to "further" their education. I myself majored in law and physics, and consider my educated. Even though I had to pay out of pocket to help myself, I see it as a positive because most of the assholes I take in are not much smarter than trailer trash. |
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