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FUUCKCKCK
Posted by: FUUCK on February 13, 2005 @ 2:00 pm

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wat did the street racer call the cop as he burnd the tires in his pimp ass mitsubishi eclipse ’95 FUCK U PIG


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From: will on February 15, 2005 @ 9:31 pm
Comment: does this even need a comment?

From: crazeebob on February 18, 2005 @ 8:30 am
Comment: that was a joke?? what a mental midget

From: glock40 on February 18, 2005 @ 10:29 am
Comment: I didn’t know there was such a thing as a "pimp ass mitsubishi eclipse". This guy obviously lives with his mommy and is just venting.

From: kAYZ on February 20, 2005 @ 2:36 pm
Comment: wHAT FREAKY JOKE. i WASTED MY TIME.

From: canman on February 24, 2005 @ 2:53 am
Comment: YOUR DAMN JOKE IS SO DAMN DUME I HAVE TO USE THAT DAMN DUME WORD SO MANY TIME

From: Whoadie on February 24, 2005 @ 12:08 pm
Comment: I can’t belived you wasted your time to write that fake ass joke!

From: trever on February 25, 2005 @ 4:12 pm
Comment: that was the funniest things ever! NOT! you filthy fucking sack of shit wheres the fucking joke idiot

From: FURBURGER on March 1, 2005 @ 9:16 pm
Comment: UHHHHHH, I THINK I JUST GOT DUMBER FROM READING THAT! I THINK!

From: Jay Bleezy on March 2, 2005 @ 11:24 pm
Comment: First off where’s the joke???????????????????????????????
2nd off you don’t need to tell us your dream about owning some piece of shit 95 eclipse.
Grow up, THAT TIME WOULD BE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Bob Cheese on March 8, 2005 @ 5:39 pm
Comment: Fuck man, thats a joke?
Thats as lame as my name.

From: mass@3-10-05 11:52 on March 10, 2005 @ 1:13 pm
Comment: MAN THIS JOKE IS JAY

From: mass@3-10-05 11:52 on March 10, 2005 @ 1:13 pm
Comment: MAN THIS JOKE IS JAY

From: mass@3-10-05 11:52 on March 10, 2005 @ 1:13 pm
Comment: MAN THIS JOKE IS JAY

From: raquel on March 11, 2005 @ 1:54 pm
Comment: stupid ass joke

From: J_inda_hizzy on March 11, 2005 @ 9:34 pm
Comment: What’s funnier is all your comments to this guy! LOL

From: shane on March 21, 2005 @ 2:24 am
Comment: I agree with the guy above. I lafed more when I read all thes comments than the joke. this dume ass pial of shit needs to get the shit beat out of him for wasting my time and runing my fucking tim.

choke on a fat fucking chock you dum mother fucker

From: ashley on April 4, 2005 @ 6:23 pm
Comment: comments were funnier. fuck the pimp ass mitsubishi driver

From: the truth on April 6, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
Comment: this guy deserves to get his balls cut off, what a motherfucker

From: whorsecowboy on April 13, 2005 @ 10:45 am
Comment: your joke is so fucking dumb.

From: duhh ehh on May 2, 2005 @ 11:28 pm
Comment: I LIKE EGGS

From: PULMASK on May 4, 2005 @ 12:47 am
Comment: I love egg filled canoes.

From: crappy diaper on May 18, 2005 @ 10:36 am
Comment: i like farting!!!! ha ha ha ha

From: Pakalolo-Lvr on May 23, 2005 @ 1:53 pm
Comment: what? that was so friggin’ retarted. !

From: nobody on June 13, 2005 @ 12:54 pm
Comment: wat a load ov shit

From: garymorini on June 21, 2005 @ 8:46 pm
Comment: isawacowpoopinaroad,
istoptolookeatit

From: Jay on August 12, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Comment: that joke fuckin sucked ass

From: jj on October 24, 2005 @ 2:19 pm
Comment: yeah

From: NacoCop on October 27, 2005 @ 2:21 am
Comment: He probably asked for a tow assist since they break down so much.

   
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