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way to get out of a ticket
Posted by: James on February 18, 2005 @ 2:06 pm
| I was driving down the road one day when all of a sudden a cop pulls me over. He comes up to my window and asks for my license I told him I didn’t have one. He then asked for my registration I told him I didn’t have one of those either. Then I said in fact officer about 45 min ago I shot someone and threw him in my trunk. The cop backs up and gets on his radio. His captain arrives on the scene. He comes up to my window and asks again. May I see your license sure here ya go. Your registration I always keep it in my glove box sir. Then the captain looks at me and says sir my officer just told me he asked you for your license and you didn’t give it to him. He asked you for your registration you didn’t give him that either, and he also said you shot someone 45 min ago and threw him in your trunk. So I look up at the captain and I said sir I bet that dumbass told I was speeding too didn’t he. |
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J-Sizzle on March 6, 2005 @ 9:39 pm |
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that was pretty good |
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Tiffany on March 11, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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That was good but I still think crying & mini skirts do the trick |
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JIMMY on March 13, 2005 @ 1:19 am |
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NOTHING MORE TO SAY THEN PURE GENIUS |
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dundadda on March 26, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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one word for ya pal plagerism go to funnyjunk.com and that same joke is posted right there you stupid fucking cum guzzling pail of black rotting vaginal discharge. wanna here a joke youll get a kick out of this one GO DIE wasnt that one good you dumb bastard your moms a hoe your sisters a slutt and your a bitch
purely fuckin stupid fuck you same goes for anyone that thinks otherwise
fuck yall |
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James on March 27, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
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well dundadda your welcome to your opinion however, im sure there are plenty of jokes on this site that are found elsewhere on the internet, like your mother for example. |
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timmy tommy on March 28, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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GOOD ONE JAMES, FUCK YOU DUNDADA! |
| From: |
bananana on March 30, 2005 @ 5:58 pm |
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aaahaahahahhaahahahhaaha! that was an AMAZING comeback James |
| From: |
Anne on April 8, 2005 @ 12:31 am |
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DUNDADA: What an intelligent specimen you must be! Does your mommy know you are playing on her computer little boy?!?! |
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JESSICA on April 25, 2005 @ 1:40 pm |
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JAMES, WILL YOU MARRY ME? |
| From: |
James on April 28, 2005 @ 12:31 am |
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sure i will |
| From: |
Musk Butt on April 29, 2005 @ 12:43 am |
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But I love you, Jessica. Don’t let my name fool you. I’m really nice looking. I am, MUSK BUTT !! |
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PUSS MAN on May 2, 2005 @ 11:22 pm |
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dun dadda u need to stop licking so much ass cause every thing u talk is pure shit |
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JESSICA on May 4, 2005 @ 12:45 am |
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FORGET YOU JAMES. ITS MUSK BUTT FOR ME. HE IS SOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
tom on May 9, 2005 @ 10:04 pm |
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james ure so full of shit ure eyes are turning brown, unlike ure mom hers are turning tan or black cuz she is so full of dick. |
| From: |
crappy diaper on May 19, 2005 @ 11:40 am |
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jessica will you change my shitty diaper? ha ha ha ha ha |
| From: |
nick on May 23, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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Nice one |
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matt on June 7 @9:00 on June 8, 2005 @ 10:06 pm |
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it was ok it could have been better |
| From: |
capo on June 11, 2005 @ 2:31 pm |
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GOOD SHIT! turd sandwich |
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badgirl on August 12, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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each and everyone of you all need to get a life besides degrading each other so how do you like that come back SKANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL |
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