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the canibles
Posted by: jake on May 3, 2005 @ 0:47 am
| there were these 3 men that got stranded on an island when they were captured by canibles, the men begged and pleaded for there safe return the canibles made a deal with the men. The deal was that if they passed a test they would be set free. The 1st thing was that they all had to spit up and find 10 fruits each. The men split up and found some fruit. The 1st man came back with 10 apples. The canibles explained the test "you must take all 10 of the fruit you gathered and shove them up your butt with out any expresion or you will be killed." he put 1 apple up when he burst out in pain so he was killed. the 2nd man came back with 10 berries. The canibles explained the trial. The man thought to him-self "this will be easy." so 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 berries went up without any expresion when he suddenly started laughing so he was killed. The 2 men met in heaven. The 2nd guy told the 1st about how ho died. the 1st said "why did you start laughing you almost got away??? the 1st guy said"because i saw the last guy walking back with 10 watermelons!" |
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teddy on May 3, 2005 @ 4:20 pm |
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da best joke ever |
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deer tung on May 16, 2005 @ 11:26 pm |
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good one |
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d on May 18, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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I just imao |
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miss sh!ftee on May 26, 2005 @ 4:31 am |
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dat woz a class joke! |
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nana on May 28, 2005 @ 2:13 pm |
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that was a really good one |
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