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scary beach
Posted by: josh on May 21, 2005 @ 11:37 pm
a couple kids were going to the beach, and one of the kids said " yall i am
kind of scared about going to the beach" one of the other kids said why.
and the kid replied " i heard there is a sandwich" |
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qbanita14 on May 29, 2005 @ 6:50 pm |
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what a corny joke. now if your interested about a real scary beach allow me to describe. picture absolute dead silence, a rocky red beach, chilly thin air, a blood-red ocean (blood red due to the large, red sun), the ocean being very still as the life of the earth ebbs away into nothing. towards the huge red sun southwestwardly the sky is a deep scarlet, up above its an indian red with stars slightly visible, but in the northeast the sky is dark enough to see stars brightly lit. there is no life, no sound, absolute deadness. the sun is so huge it takes up 1/10 of the sky. no waves wash upon the dead, rocky red beach, the ocean is calm and still, and very very dead. |
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qbanita14 on May 29, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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you are all alone in this awful endless twilight, this cold, dead beach of a cold, dead world. in this scenario, one side of the earth has come to face the sun at all times, like how only one side of the moon faces the earth. now, tell me, does this scare you? it doesnt scare me one bit, but ive been told that this scenario scares the shit out of people. actually picture this in your head. close your eyes and picture it for enough time that your actually happy to be in a world full of life, a bright yellow sun against a bright blue sky, sounds of life all around you. the scary thing is, in a couple billion years, the scenario i described will come true. |
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Musk Butt on June 2, 2005 @ 1:09 am |
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Que Bonita, qbanita!! That’s kind of cool. |
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qbanita14 on June 2, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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gracias. im personally a bit surprised that it took this long for a reply. |
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qbanita14 on June 3, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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i guess people in general dont go to this section. |
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2 chicks on January 9, 2006 @ 5:46 pm |
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that was just about the worst "joke" we ever heard
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