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The Mob Boss
Posted by: Robert on June 4, 2005 @ 11:27 pm
There was once a mob boss that wanted to kill off three of his cronies. So he called the three men into his office. He told them that he was pleased with their work and that I wanted to reward them be giving them anything at all that they wanted to eat or drink.
The first guy thought for a moment and then said," I would like to have a thick juicy steak. So a steak was prepared for him and he started to eat. After three bites the man fell over dead.
The second guy thought for a moment and then requested the finest most expensive champaign that the boss had. He got his champaign and after two drink he fell over dead.
The third guy thought a moment longer. Finally the said that he wanted to eat some pussy. A blonde girl was then brought out, and after several licks he fell over dead.
One of his cronies turned to the mob boss and said," Well, now we know what happened to the poisoned polish sausage. |
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